Black Books ...

[lounasee]

*feels like a glass of wine and a cigarette*

Bernard: [To angry, violent skinheads threatening Manny] Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
[The skinheads drop Manny, turn around and face Bernard menacingly]
Bernard: Hey, you know when you're doing that threesome thing that you do of a weekend, and the moonlight's bouncing off your heads

Comments

[eycefyre]

I love Black Books!

Bernard is the bestest ever.

[lounasee]

I love the fact that Dylan Moran IS Bernard! He's a curmudgeon that constantly smokes and drinks wine!
I got his Monster dvd the other day... A little obsessed ;P
I ask you, can you blame me!?? I'm hearing a no there!! hahahahaha

BTW I'd come to EODM with you if I were in Sydney. I plan to [possibly] go to their Brisbane show =D

[eycefyre]

Hehehehehehe that is very true, and no, you cannot be blamed in the slightest ;)

You must go to Brisbane! It shall be so good. SO GOOD!

[lounasee]

Woohoo!

Yes, I should... I'd prefer QotSA though... Then again Jesse is too cool... Oooh, the dilemma!! hehehe

So, How ya been Chickadee!?

[eycefyre]

The whole damn enchilada is cool so there's really no dilemma at all :P

I'm good - my brain is about to start oozing from my ears (thanks, work!) and I'm broke as sin but I'm all good.

[lounasee]

Hahaha! Mnnn.. *wants an enchilada*

Oozing hey!? That sounds like fun!! would it be the texture/consistency of putty? So, like when you hit it it's hard, but when you let it sit in your hand it oozes out... ? Twould be COOL. Better than just normal, icky, toxic ooze =P

*weird mood*

[eycefyre]

The best kind of ooze ;)

And now I go home so I can stuff this silly putty back in my ears ;)