Wee demons taking over.

Jul 11, 2006 14:59

I really should stop being surprised every time my wee furry demons do something else to cause me to shake my head and fear for the safety of mankind.

The only thing that keeps me going is that they have yet to sprout opposable thumbs!

But I tell you.. they are doing damn well without them.

Sure I thought it cute and yet mind boggling that one of my cats could some how pull up email just by walking across my keyboard. I have no idea what "hot key" he pushed, cause I couldn't figure it out if I tried. Yet on more than one instance I come to find that a blank email would be on my screen. I could only assume that I keep catching him before he could send a message out to his fellow felines. And I'm not buying that *blink blink* look as he 'pretends' to by lying on my desk. Riii-ght. I'm on to you!

And though I'm not sure which one, I am sure it's one of them - if not both, who have on occasion turned off my answering machine, knocked my phone off the hook, changed the channel on the TV when I was recording something (it's one thing if the power goes off - but to play back a recording and see the channel actually change in the middle of it when no one else was home....yeah..), opening cabinets in the kitchen, finding a bag of kitty treats on the floor in the living room (when you store them above the fridge)...you know one has to wonder if they're throwing some kind of party when I go away for a weekend!

Damn furry beasts!!!

And now I got one of them using my tub as his bathroom. They've never done anything like that before and I gotta say if he's gonna go someplace that isn't his litter box the tub is the least annoying for me to clean but it prompted a discussion on my part one morning when I was bleary eyed brushing my teeth to hear Loki in my tub - which isn't an unusual thing as he seems to love running in and out of it in the morning - but there was just that quiet - you know like with a kid, when you no they are up to no good - that prompted me to pull back the curtain and yell "hey, I don't use your bathroom, why the hell are you using mine!??!?"

*blink blink*

I hate when they think they're in charge. I just cleaned their little box thank you, not my fault he considered it not up to par after a day. Perhaps someone should stop eating like a pig!

So now I'm trying to figure out if it's better that I make sure my bathroom door is always closed or be grateful that he didn't do that on the rug?

Furry Bastard.

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