Very short.
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How Not to Learn to Drive
OR
Shift with Care
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Naruto slammed on the brakes and narrowly missed hitting the car in front of him.
Minato's slurpee flew out of his hands and all over the dash and most of his side of the window. "Geeze, Naruto! Are you trying to kill us or what?"
"Dad!" He growled and clutched the steering wheel. "It's not my fault! I'm still learning, remember?"
Burning with anger, he reached for the shifter, and grabbed Minato's crotch.
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The bathroom was steamy by default, and the slight breeze Naruto made sneaking into it didn't leave any impact on the large cluster of steam and fog.
He crouched low to the ground, moving forward on his ankles and wrists. His knees were bent almost to the ground and were in danger of scuffing against it.
But he made no noise as he snuck within view of the shower. The glass panes were as fogged as the rest of the room, but the large open area at the top of the glass doors allowing air to escape actually helped to clear make visiblity easier inside.
Bad for Minato. Good for Naruto.
Minato's horrible singing carried throughout the room, and easily covered the soft grunt Naruto let out as he unzipped his pants.