Work sucks ass 2. Turning the Other Cheek.
0530: My upstairs neighbour decided to have a dance techno ethnic party. It just ended.
1200: Energy drink. (glug glug) tastes like cheap white wine. Cheap=used.
1423: ok, the dumb ass parking guy from yesterday came in to pick up his wife. She's at least 30 years older than him.
OMG. And she's ugly as sin. A really bad sin. Like murder and gluttony at the same time.
1437: Oh Joy. Some guy and his wife stare at the front door and marvel at its automatic openingness.
She's ok, he's like an action movie star. He also doesnt wear underwear. How do I know that? He
walks in with his fly open. Just like a geno, his pants are tight, so the hole is huge. Umm dude, cant you
feel the freezing draft on your man bits? I am torn between disgust, intrigue and pity. Ill use pity cause when I
told him, the wife said "Good thing your wearing clean shorts."
1524: Some woman told me she had twins the hard way. Wow. my life is more complete now...although my faith
in natural selection is almost gone.
2104: Goldmember is unnecessarily creepy.
1200: Energy drink. (glug glug) tastes like cheap white wine. Cheap=used.
1423: ok, the dumb ass parking guy from yesterday came in to pick up his wife. She's at least 30 years older than him.
OMG. And she's ugly as sin. A really bad sin. Like murder and gluttony at the same time.
1437: Oh Joy. Some guy and his wife stare at the front door and marvel at its automatic openingness.
She's ok, he's like an action movie star. He also doesnt wear underwear. How do I know that? He
walks in with his fly open. Just like a geno, his pants are tight, so the hole is huge. Umm dude, cant you
feel the freezing draft on your man bits? I am torn between disgust, intrigue and pity. Ill use pity cause when I
told him, the wife said "Good thing your wearing clean shorts."
1524: Some woman told me she had twins the hard way. Wow. my life is more complete now...although my faith
in natural selection is almost gone.
2104: Goldmember is unnecessarily creepy.