Work sucks ass.
OK. As Iam writing my ten page essay on fat men for the Bitch Queen of Proffessors
with Tenior, I realize that I need a distraction that will also keep my writing engine
going. LJ comes thru. Although I have no internet right now, I will post this tonite or
tomorrow.
1620: Some old man, late 70's, walks by and says "Wow, you sure do alot here." Yeah, he was being
sarcastic. Im between patrols, writting security reports and logs. The only reason I even sit
at my desk for any amount of time is because I have to document all my movements.
What kind of asshole made up this system. Why does my boss need to know when I
leave my desk for a washroom break? Oh well. the old man wont live much longer.
Natural selection has to catch up to him sometime.
1700: Some guy came in wearing a surgical mask.
1813: Some woman parked her car in the middle of the driveway. God forbid someone has a heart attack and she has to move.
Oh look, she works here. Please move your car into a parking space. Oh only a minute?
Iam sure the ambulance behind your SUV wont mind waiting a whole minute. Bitch.
1828: mmmm A&W root beer. Oh look, I took a sip and the bitch left... Coincidence. (glug glug) Some HOT guy just wallked
by and gave me a "Hey buddy." drool.. (glug glug glug)
1842: Mask dude came back with a cig in his mouth. He said something nonsensical and left.
1915: "when I was in the seventh grade, i became bulemic" "You can read minds?" no comment.
1930: some guy parked outside my window with his lights on. Blinding me to the outside world. I asked him to
shut them off and said, "It was a curtesy to you." Some things you dont question. Especially stupid people.
sometimes the answer makes so little sense, they spontaneously die... yes thats right, spontaneous
sigh.
with Tenior, I realize that I need a distraction that will also keep my writing engine
going. LJ comes thru. Although I have no internet right now, I will post this tonite or
tomorrow.
1620: Some old man, late 70's, walks by and says "Wow, you sure do alot here." Yeah, he was being
sarcastic. Im between patrols, writting security reports and logs. The only reason I even sit
at my desk for any amount of time is because I have to document all my movements.
What kind of asshole made up this system. Why does my boss need to know when I
leave my desk for a washroom break? Oh well. the old man wont live much longer.
Natural selection has to catch up to him sometime.
1700: Some guy came in wearing a surgical mask.
1813: Some woman parked her car in the middle of the driveway. God forbid someone has a heart attack and she has to move.
Oh look, she works here. Please move your car into a parking space. Oh only a minute?
Iam sure the ambulance behind your SUV wont mind waiting a whole minute. Bitch.
1828: mmmm A&W root beer. Oh look, I took a sip and the bitch left... Coincidence. (glug glug) Some HOT guy just wallked
by and gave me a "Hey buddy." drool.. (glug glug glug)
1842: Mask dude came back with a cig in his mouth. He said something nonsensical and left.
1915: "when I was in the seventh grade, i became bulemic" "You can read minds?" no comment.
1930: some guy parked outside my window with his lights on. Blinding me to the outside world. I asked him to
shut them off and said, "It was a curtesy to you." Some things you dont question. Especially stupid people.
sometimes the answer makes so little sense, they spontaneously die... yes thats right, spontaneous
sigh.