The Language of Flowers

Sep 10, 2016 00:03

Title: The Language of Flowers
Author: lotusk
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Jongin/Kyungsoo, Side Baekhyun/Sehun
Length: 4.8k words
Summary: Jongin owns a flower shop and one evening, a man storms in, slams some money on the table and says, “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Warnings: mild language, angry!Soo, mentioned abuse of flowers (I'm sorry!), mentioned of alcohol use, should i warn for badly written crack?
Notes: Based on this tumblr prompt. Originally written for the 10KFR Project on kaisooficrec

“Can I help y-” Jongin begins to ask.

The customer slams something on the counter. It’s made of paper, whatever it is, and looks suspiciously like a fifty-dollar bill. Scowling, the man asks, “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Jongin's too stunned to say anything more eloquent than, “I beg your pardon?”

flower shop au, pairing: d.o./kai, length: oneshot, genre: romance, rating: pg-13, genre: fluff, pairing: sehun/baekhyun, genre: humor

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