Comments | lotus_bloomed: Third Bloom

lotus_bloomed

Third Bloom

Mar 30, 2010 20:59

Justice, I took your advice and read one of Bell's books to find out what a pervert really is and at first I thought that it just meant going out to dance which I was okay with but did not know how that involved messing up sheets but then they started doing things and

[The next words are enormous, bold, and underlined several times. There are ink ( Read more... )

bell is a pervert, please tell me my dad is a virgin, reading porn, get him away from my dad

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enchainement March 31 2010, 04:05:10 UTC

both

lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:06:08 UTC

Oh.

That makes more sense then.

enchainement March 31 2010, 04:06:45 UTC

mmhm

same way you happened

lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:09:49 UTC

That is not the way I happened!

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OH GOD... XD ...Bell is so dead. grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:05:15 UTC

[There's a blot of ink, like the pen sat there for a good while before Bell decided what to say.]

It's both.

Yes, yes he is. lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:06:44 UTC

So that means you are doing that to my dad?

>.> Maybe this is a good way to die... grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:10:19 UTC

Not as oftIt depends on how you define it?

Well-deserved lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:14:18 UTC

YOU PERVERT!!

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man_genius March 31 2010, 04:06:16 UTC

[This spot is reserved for Genius as he CHOKES ON AIR]

bloody_pens March 31 2010, 04:11:23 UTC

[Derrick would thwack him on the back or something if he wasn't laughing just as hard.]

man_genius March 31 2010, 04:12:33 UTC

[Genius is now clinging to Derrick as he gasps with laughter.

Best. Friends. EVER.]

bloody_pens March 31 2010, 04:20:10 UTC

[QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT. Derrick may turn this into a short story someday.]

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crowsloveapples March 31 2010, 04:08:23 UTC

Fuck is a bad word. Eyepatch says it all the time.

lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:09:23 UTC

Oh. I thought that it might be but I was not certain. There seemed to be a lot of bad words in that book. And bad things. That Bell is doing to my dad.

crowsloveapples March 31 2010, 04:10:40 UTC

I didn't know Youth and Bell were married.

lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:16:35 UTC

They are not married.

At least, I do not think they were married. Bell said that they are partners but when I asked Dad if he loved Bell he did not say yes and Bell is not my mother so they cannot be married.

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live_ringer March 31 2010, 04:09:57 UTC

...Justice suggested something like that? I wouldn't have expected it of the guy.

[Yes, that's the part that surprises Gene. Really, with a kid in the house it was only a matter of time before the infamous porn was found and things were learned.]

grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:11:50 UTC

I know. I thought he had more class than that, too.

[lol. Gene, I <3 you]

live_ringer March 31 2010, 04:19:42 UTC

Maybe he's more mischievous than I gave him credit for. And is this really the time for you criticizing the classiness of others?

grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:23:53 UTC

Hey, I never claimed to be classy.

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