Third Bloom

Mar 30, 2010 20:59

Justice, I took your advice and read one of Bell's books to find out what a pervert really is and at first I thought that it just meant going out to dance which I was okay with but did not know how that involved messing up sheets but then they started doing things and

[The next words are enormous, bold, and underlined several times. There are ink ( Read more... )

bell is a pervert, please tell me my dad is a virgin, reading porn, get him away from my dad

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OH GOD... XD ...Bell is so dead. grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:05:15 UTC
[There's a blot of ink, like the pen sat there for a good while before Bell decided what to say.]

It's both.

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Yes, yes he is. lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:06:44 UTC
So that means you are doing that to my dad?

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>.> Maybe this is a good way to die... grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:10:19 UTC
Not as oftIt depends on how you define it?

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Well-deserved lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:14:18 UTC
YOU PERVERT!!

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Yay. grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:15:57 UTC
Mm hm.

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lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:31:24 UTC
You should not be doing those things to my dad! He does not need to tongue duel! Or get head! Or, or, any of those things! Just, no!

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grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:36:01 UTC
Just stop writing those words, please.

And don't say them out loud, Ever, if you value your dad's sanity.

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lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:38:11 UTC
But they were in the book!

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grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:46:44 UTC
But your dad won't like you saying them.

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lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 04:56:38 UTC
I do not want to make my dad upset but if they are bad things to say then they are bad things to do and YOU SHOULD STOP DOING THEM TO HIM.

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grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 04:59:20 UTC
They're not bad things to do. The terms you chose are just bad. There are better names for those things. Nice, good names.

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lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 05:08:18 UTC
Dad said to use having relations. Or sex. I think you should stop having sex with my father. He is clearly [A pause and an inkblot as Lotus checks the book] "letting his cock run the show", and even if Larry thinks that is a good thing, I do not.

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grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 05:35:06 UTC
[/dies a little inside.]

Let your dad decide what part of him runs the show, ok?

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lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 05:50:57 UTC
But I do not think that Larry is a good person to take advice from. Or Rhys.

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grab_my_bells March 31 2010, 05:53:24 UTC
Then just listen to your dad. He's never read about Larry or Rhys, so if he wants to do something with me, that's his own decision, not Larry's influence or advice.

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lotus_bloomed March 31 2010, 06:56:07 UTC
He has met you though. And you are worse than both of them.

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