Ritual AKA FUCKING SAY SOMETHING
"Hey there."
"Well hi!"
"How are you?"
"I'm fine. Nice of you to ask. And how are you doing?"
"I'm doing well, I'm doing well. Nice day it is. Nice weather."
"It is nice, supposed to rain later, though. Shame."
"Does look a bit gray. Hope it doesn't last till the weekend, eh?"
"Wouldn't that just end up the week? Work you're arse off and spend the weekend indoors for the weather."
*hearty chuckles all around*
"Well hi!"
"How are you?"
"I'm fine. Nice of you to ask. And how are you doing?"
"I'm doing well, I'm doing well. Nice day it is. Nice weather."
"It is nice, supposed to rain later, though. Shame."
"Does look a bit gray. Hope it doesn't last till the weekend, eh?"
"Wouldn't that just end up the week? Work you're arse off and spend the weekend indoors for the weather."
*hearty chuckles all around*