The Sacred List
Halloween 2006
JESUS CHRIST, VAMPIRE KILLER
2001
" The power of Christ impales you."
" For centuries, vampires have feared the sun.
Now, they will learn to fear THE SON."
Jesus, a masked Mexican wrestler, a mohawked priest and a vinyl-clad female assassin fight vampires in the suburbs of Canada. Also, the Son of
God skateboards.
SCREAM BLOODY MURDER
2003
No tagline.
Heavy handed horror spoof in which a group of stereotypical girls from Cherry Mount Academy find thier bus stranded near a junkyard, where a serial killer lurks.
TREASURE HUNT !
2006 ?
No information about this film is available online. My wife chose it from a stack of newly released dvds. A group of bikini clad girls on a reality tv show set on a tropical island get stalked by a killer.
We think it might be porn.
THE ROOST
2005
" If they bite you, kill yourself ! "
http://www.theroostmovie.com/
A group of friends on the way to a wedding crash in Pennsylvania farm country, where they encounter vampire bats that turn you into flesh-eating zombies with a single bite. Has gotten great reviews.
UNINVITED
1987
" Cats have nine lives, but you have only one."
A mutant housecat stows away on a drug dealer's yacht in the Caribbean and occasionally throws up a small but deadly muppet, who in turn goes around killing people with bad
80's hair.
Also on deck is REDNECK ZOMBIES and several others.
Though we'll probably only get through a couple,
there's a surplus of movies this year.
JESUS CHRIST, VAMPIRE KILLER
2001
" The power of Christ impales you."
" For centuries, vampires have feared the sun.
Now, they will learn to fear THE SON."
Jesus, a masked Mexican wrestler, a mohawked priest and a vinyl-clad female assassin fight vampires in the suburbs of Canada. Also, the Son of
God skateboards.
SCREAM BLOODY MURDER
2003
No tagline.
Heavy handed horror spoof in which a group of stereotypical girls from Cherry Mount Academy find thier bus stranded near a junkyard, where a serial killer lurks.
TREASURE HUNT !
2006 ?
No information about this film is available online. My wife chose it from a stack of newly released dvds. A group of bikini clad girls on a reality tv show set on a tropical island get stalked by a killer.
We think it might be porn.
THE ROOST
2005
" If they bite you, kill yourself ! "
http://www.theroostmovie.com/
A group of friends on the way to a wedding crash in Pennsylvania farm country, where they encounter vampire bats that turn you into flesh-eating zombies with a single bite. Has gotten great reviews.
UNINVITED
1987
" Cats have nine lives, but you have only one."
A mutant housecat stows away on a drug dealer's yacht in the Caribbean and occasionally throws up a small but deadly muppet, who in turn goes around killing people with bad
80's hair.
Also on deck is REDNECK ZOMBIES and several others.
Though we'll probably only get through a couple,
there's a surplus of movies this year.