One. - Voice

[lostmy_wings]

[Inadvertently activated.]

Is this - is this fucking purgatory?! Oh, come on! The Mooby thing wasn’t good enough? Those guys were fucking assholes, I was trying to get back on Your side! Hey - I tried to stop him, okay? I tried. Not my fault he fuckin’ shivved me. That shit was low

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OH HEY. GABE KNOWS THE SMELL OF KINDA--NOT-REALLY-ANGEL WHEN HE SMELLS IT.

[painhumbles]

Wow. This boat's become angel central. A few more and we're gonna have to get club t-shirts and everything.

Private - Holy PANTS that tag was fast.

[lostmy_wings]

How did you--

Never mind. I'm fucking not one anymore.

Private - Didn't Jae tell you? I'm a ninja. :|

[painhumbles]

Yeah. Got that much, bucko. Point stands, though. Welcome to the Barge. Obviously, you've done somethin' really obnoxious and unholy and so you're stuck here until one of our lucky Wardens rings the bell that gets you your wings back.

I'm Gabriel, by the way.

Private - Well obviously. :|

[lostmy_wings]

F-fucking Gabriel? Like, that Gabriel?

Shit, this isn't purgatory then. Why would you be here if it was...?

And what the fuck is a Warden anyhow?

[Voice]

[a_bit_put_upon]

I'm beginning to wonder if this sort of language is standard procedure upon arrival, regardless of whether or not it is truly necessary.

[Voice]

[lostmy_wings]

Well obviously I'm not too fuckin' pleased with the circumstances. Christ, would anyone be?

[Voice]

[a_bit_put_upon]

Of course not, unless you chose to be here. However, you might stand to gain a great deal more knowledge by simply asking, or perhaps a bit of cautious exploration. Knowledge never hurts, but language often offends.

Welcome to the Barge; I am the Doctor. I'll be happy to answer any reasonable questions you might have.

[Voice] - Loki had nothing to do but watch TV for quite some time...

[lostmy_wings]

I'm just fucki-- I'm just pisse-- I'm mad, all right? I'm kind of having a bad day.

Like...the Doctor, the Doctor?

Bela goes :|

[sonotahunter]

An angel. Another angel. And an inmate, it seems, no less.

Loki goes :| right back.

[lostmy_wings]

What the fuck is an inmate? Like this is some sort of fucking prison?

[sonotahunter]

You've been chosen for judgment and redemption. Don't you feel lucky.

[lostmy_wings]

Outstanding.

At least it's not hell. Didn't want to have to spend eternity with fuckwits like Azrael.

[wichita_kansas]

It's not purgatory.

[lostmy_wings]

Yeah, someone said something about a Barge?

[wichita_kansas]

Yeah, I can corroborate that. Inter-dimensional rehabilitation redemption cruise. Aren't you a lucky winner?

[lostmy_wings]

I dunno, I'd have preferred the booby prize.

[f_ckitybye]

Ignore the fuckers giving you stick about the language. Some people can't take a fucking joke without getting their minges in a twist.

[lostmy_wings]

Oh, finally, someone who's talking a little fucking sense.

I'm Loki, who're you?

[f_ckitybye]

Malcolm Tucker. What's your story, then?

[lostmy_wings]

I flipped God off and was sentenced to spend eternity in Wisconsin. Not too sure if this is an improvement yet.