Argon... December 15th... This Film is Not Yet Rated
I just decided to name the title after the next thing I heard... there you go.
I'm listening to Mind of Mencia and getting ready to clean the house since my little cousins are coming over tomorrow to hang out... should be interesting. I hope they don't demolish the place. If they do I may have to round-up a herd of winos to clean or something... I have lots of stale wine to get rid of.
And now, for something completely different:
Chuck Norris's watch doesn't have numbers on it, it always says "Time to Kick Ass"
If you can see Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris then you may be seconds away from death.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra finally died.
The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died 5 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris has to carry a concealed weapon license in all 50 states to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to use pick-up lines. He just says, "Now."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to stand his collar up, it just automatically gets erect when it touches his body.
A unicorn once attacked Chuck Norris. That's why they don't exist.
The grass is always greener on the other side... unless Chuck Norris has been there, in which case it's probably covered with blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. I'm not talking about heritage, he ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate a wheelbarrow full of clay to prove that you can shit a brick.
Chuck Norris doesn't flip people off, he just lets them know how many seconds they have left to live.
I'm listening to Mind of Mencia and getting ready to clean the house since my little cousins are coming over tomorrow to hang out... should be interesting. I hope they don't demolish the place. If they do I may have to round-up a herd of winos to clean or something... I have lots of stale wine to get rid of.
And now, for something completely different:
Chuck Norris's watch doesn't have numbers on it, it always says "Time to Kick Ass"
If you can see Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris then you may be seconds away from death.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra finally died.
The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died 5 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris has to carry a concealed weapon license in all 50 states to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to use pick-up lines. He just says, "Now."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to stand his collar up, it just automatically gets erect when it touches his body.
A unicorn once attacked Chuck Norris. That's why they don't exist.
The grass is always greener on the other side... unless Chuck Norris has been there, in which case it's probably covered with blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. I'm not talking about heritage, he ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate a wheelbarrow full of clay to prove that you can shit a brick.
Chuck Norris doesn't flip people off, he just lets them know how many seconds they have left to live.