Why don't you come over? I'll show you my four leaf clover
Looks like 2006 is coming to an end. Good times my friends. I'm seriously fucking sick, of course. But that won't be stopping me from partying. Gotta party no matter what. Unless I die or something. And then I still want my corpse to be dragged to the party and have it made to look like I'm still alive and rockin. Even though that may be the plot of Weekend at Bernies. O man. I really can't hear that well. My ears are all clogged up and my throat fucking kills. This seriously sucks. Gonna be drinking dayquil and drugging myself so I can make it through New Years Eve. I will probably drink some tea a little later too. All in all it seems like a plan.
Anywho last night was a pregaming party for New Years. Went over to Justin and Ayla's and played the Wii! Fuck. That Wii... it is really good. Ayla hit me while we were playing tennis. It was an "accident" yea ok. She hit Justin the other day too. She probably just has flippers for arms so she can't actually control them. The guys get so fucking into it though. Its insane. A fist fight almost broke out b/c of fucking Wii!golf. I watched a little bit of Zelda. That game looks so goddamn good. I gotta get a fucking Wii. Its not even funny. When I do get one though I'll probably become this weird shut-in and order my groceries online so I don't have to deal with people that much. It will just be me and my Wii. Then we all started drinking which was good times. Played some drunken Wii! tennis. Which was disastorous. People almost died... Reminded me of Nam. These three chicks that I didn't know got super trashed and like killed the party though. It sucked. They had like 4 shots!! Lightweights! This one girl kept calling people upstairs b/c she was in the shower and for some reason just couldn't take a cold shower and fucking sober up on her own. And then this other girl had to drunk dial her ex-bf and start yelling at him. Did I ever mention I hate 80% of drunk chicks? I just kinda chilled to the side. I was a depressed drunk for some reason. But then later on I vaguely remember getting up and dancing to Justin Timberlake. (And not Dick in Box, a real JT song) I am putting that one up to drunkeness, b/c I don't dance to Justin EVER. Got home around 3:30. Good night though.
Since New Years is comin up I think its time for a meme.
I confess that in 2006 I...
( ) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
(x) made-out in/on a car
(x) kissed in the snow
(x) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
(x) had your heart broken (maybe a little)
(x) broke someone else's heart
(x) had a stalker
(x) had a good relationship with someone
(x) questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(x) kissed someone of the same sex
(x) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
(x) lost faith in love (When did I get faith in love?)
(x) kissed under mistletoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker (Came close to.)
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
( ) got straight A's
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
(x) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
( ) got a lead in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
(x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(x) ran a mile (walk!)
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(x) double-dipped
( ) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(x) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
( ) visited a foreign state
(x) cooked a disastrous meal
(x) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(x) realized something new about yourself
(x) went on a diet
( ) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(x) came close to losing your life (not that close. But the kidney infection was really bad)
(X) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alcohol
(x) drank alcohol underage
(x) did drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
( ) saw your favorite band/artist live
( ) saw someone famous in person
(x) did something you want to tell everyone
( ) enjoyed this year all over
1. What did you do in 2006 that you had never done before?
Medically withdrew from college. ha.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Nope. I'm not sure if I'm doing the whole new year resolution thing this year.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes.
5. What countries did you visit?
No foreign countries this year
6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
Pull my life together, a license and a car, a job
7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
April 1st. Yea... no.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
God... I really did nothing this year. Um being ok with being alone.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Being weak. Having to withdraw from college.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Kidney stone, kidney infection. And now this really fucking annoying cold.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Some new books that really helped.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Um...
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
My Dad. Shocker there.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Food, clothes, booze, books
15. What events did you get really, really, really excited about?
Bamboozle.
16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Saves the Day- At your funeral
17. Compared to this time last year, you are:
Slightly happier I think, sick.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Spending time with my friends I don't see that much.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being sick, being stressed out, sitting around bored.
20. How did you spend Christmas?
With the family.
21. Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
Chris. Big fucking shocker there.
22. Did you fall in love in 2006?
hehe. of course not.
23. How many one-night stands?
Um... yea...
24. What was your favourite TV program?
Weeds, Veronica Mars, Dexter
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Um... I can't stand one of my friends, but I don't hate her.
26. What was the best book you read?
Factotum, any Chuck Palahniuk book, Children of Men
27. What was your greatest musical discovery or rediscovery?
Regina Spektor, Spoon, Get set Go
28. What did you want and get?
I wanted a brain! Wanted more books and a Wii
29. What did you want and not get?
A Wii.
30. What were your favourite films of this year?
Pirates, Harry Potter, Tenacious D
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
19. I drank and hung out with friends.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
My Dad dying. Not getting that kidney stone
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Hobo-chic
34. What kept you sane?
My friends, booze
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most/least?
Most? Adam Carolla, George Clooney. Least? Danny Bonaduce, Paris Hilton, Bush
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Gay marriage.
37. Whom did you miss?
All my friends from Jersey
38. Who was the best new person you met?
My darker half and others
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006:
Sometimes pulling your cock out doesn't prove your straight.
Anywho last night was a pregaming party for New Years. Went over to Justin and Ayla's and played the Wii! Fuck. That Wii... it is really good. Ayla hit me while we were playing tennis. It was an "accident" yea ok. She hit Justin the other day too. She probably just has flippers for arms so she can't actually control them. The guys get so fucking into it though. Its insane. A fist fight almost broke out b/c of fucking Wii!golf. I watched a little bit of Zelda. That game looks so goddamn good. I gotta get a fucking Wii. Its not even funny. When I do get one though I'll probably become this weird shut-in and order my groceries online so I don't have to deal with people that much. It will just be me and my Wii. Then we all started drinking which was good times. Played some drunken Wii! tennis. Which was disastorous. People almost died... Reminded me of Nam. These three chicks that I didn't know got super trashed and like killed the party though. It sucked. They had like 4 shots!! Lightweights! This one girl kept calling people upstairs b/c she was in the shower and for some reason just couldn't take a cold shower and fucking sober up on her own. And then this other girl had to drunk dial her ex-bf and start yelling at him. Did I ever mention I hate 80% of drunk chicks? I just kinda chilled to the side. I was a depressed drunk for some reason. But then later on I vaguely remember getting up and dancing to Justin Timberlake. (And not Dick in Box, a real JT song) I am putting that one up to drunkeness, b/c I don't dance to Justin EVER. Got home around 3:30. Good night though.
Since New Years is comin up I think its time for a meme.
I confess that in 2006 I...
( ) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
(x) made-out in/on a car
(x) kissed in the snow
(x) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
(x) had your heart broken (maybe a little)
(x) broke someone else's heart
(x) had a stalker
(x) had a good relationship with someone
(x) questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(x) kissed someone of the same sex
(x) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
(x) lost faith in love (When did I get faith in love?)
(x) kissed under mistletoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker (Came close to.)
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
( ) got straight A's
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
(x) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
( ) got a lead in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
(x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(x) ran a mile (walk!)
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(x) double-dipped
( ) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(x) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
( ) visited a foreign state
(x) cooked a disastrous meal
(x) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(x) realized something new about yourself
(x) went on a diet
( ) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(x) came close to losing your life (not that close. But the kidney infection was really bad)
(X) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alcohol
(x) drank alcohol underage
(x) did drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
( ) saw your favorite band/artist live
( ) saw someone famous in person
(x) did something you want to tell everyone
( ) enjoyed this year all over
1. What did you do in 2006 that you had never done before?
Medically withdrew from college. ha.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Nope. I'm not sure if I'm doing the whole new year resolution thing this year.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes.
5. What countries did you visit?
No foreign countries this year
6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
Pull my life together, a license and a car, a job
7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
April 1st. Yea... no.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
God... I really did nothing this year. Um being ok with being alone.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Being weak. Having to withdraw from college.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Kidney stone, kidney infection. And now this really fucking annoying cold.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Some new books that really helped.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Um...
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
My Dad. Shocker there.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Food, clothes, booze, books
15. What events did you get really, really, really excited about?
Bamboozle.
16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Saves the Day- At your funeral
17. Compared to this time last year, you are:
Slightly happier I think, sick.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Spending time with my friends I don't see that much.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being sick, being stressed out, sitting around bored.
20. How did you spend Christmas?
With the family.
21. Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
Chris. Big fucking shocker there.
22. Did you fall in love in 2006?
hehe. of course not.
23. How many one-night stands?
Um... yea...
24. What was your favourite TV program?
Weeds, Veronica Mars, Dexter
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Um... I can't stand one of my friends, but I don't hate her.
26. What was the best book you read?
Factotum, any Chuck Palahniuk book, Children of Men
27. What was your greatest musical discovery or rediscovery?
Regina Spektor, Spoon, Get set Go
28. What did you want and get?
I wanted a brain! Wanted more books and a Wii
29. What did you want and not get?
A Wii.
30. What were your favourite films of this year?
Pirates, Harry Potter, Tenacious D
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
19. I drank and hung out with friends.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
My Dad dying. Not getting that kidney stone
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Hobo-chic
34. What kept you sane?
My friends, booze
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most/least?
Most? Adam Carolla, George Clooney. Least? Danny Bonaduce, Paris Hilton, Bush
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Gay marriage.
37. Whom did you miss?
All my friends from Jersey
38. Who was the best new person you met?
My darker half and others
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006:
Sometimes pulling your cock out doesn't prove your straight.