oh, hey, you better update.
2 OCTOBER 2004 SATURDAY
My friend
Thor am a cartoonist. This mean I'z jealouz of him talent. Too bad he am a thoroughly sweet man, I was in th mood to hate zomeone for being talented. Mebbe Grant Morrison: hate rays.
9 OCTOBER 2004 SATURDAY
Joe, Lj stremph, got married. A few weeks ago, zomeone zaid to me, "Wouldn't it be funny if Lj stremph were one of your fake Lj personas?" He am a skateboarding Jew, an Arizonan, an Army National Guard. He am my longest-known Lj fren. Congratulations, Joe. I'z jealouz of you, too, in th good way.
(It would be not only funny: genius.)
4 OCTOBER 2004 MONDAY
Had dinner w/ my ex-girlfriend's son, age 11. We bought matching t-shirts w/ a picture on th back of a dog wearing a sombrero. Underneath, th sentence:
We don't need no stinkin' leashes.