The Meyer legacy - 1.6
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Starting off this update with Benji being a fucking ninja. If this won't make you keep reading this update there is no hope for me.
AND WHY HAVENT I GOT THEM A NEW BED YET JESUSSS.
The boys room is really disgusting. Damn straight you aint getting any flowers Kale.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
STOP IT
Ryker and Isa doesn't seem to have a problem sharing a room. Although, Isa actually is a teen and a girl, so I kind of think she deserve her own room.
Ryker: Good morning sister.
Isa: Mornin' bro.
Ryker: Mmmmyesss
NO
THE FUCK RYKER
Ryker: I did absolutely nothing.
Dude. I can see your thoughts. Fuck you.
Oh no
Kale: I AM SO HUNGRY ARGHARAHARR MOM GET ME SOME FOOD
WOW HE IS SUCH A MOODY HARDCORE TEENAGER.
Also, I checked in his inventory and found this. What the. HOW COULD I FUCKING MISS THIS. I ddn't even fix him a date or some proper clothes :(
And also the photo got stuck in the window somehow.
Better.
NOTE: this took me like 1 hour to fix so yes, I deserve to you show this.
Later I was exploring the town a little and EWW WHAT IS THIS
Since I am a perfect SimGod Benji had to find this out for me.
And it was termites. And it was a common catch so yeah. I bet this was really interesting. Let's just.. let's just forget this guys.
Benji went into the building and found the computer on.
Looks like someone forgot to turn their porn off.
Anyweissss. After school Eddie (who is rebellious) decided to help Kale out a little, who's still having ze mood swings.
Kale: IM COMING, IM COMING! WAIT FOR MEEE. BIG BROTHER KALE IS COMING
Eddie: sigh.
Eddie: So just throw the eg- OH SHIT, RUN
Girl: HEY! WHO ARE YOU?!
Eddie: KALE JUST RU-
Kale: Kale William Meyer and this is my brother Eddie.
Edie: Dude?!?!?
Kale: Nice to meet you
Eddie: The fuck Kale?!
Girl: ?
Kale: We were just looking at your lovely house. It really is lovely. I love how the windows are placed and such. And the walls, just wow. Stunning.
Eddie: Yeah I'm outta here.
Btw, the adorable girl is Ellie by simpops. *-*
Kale: And you look really cute too. I'd love to-
Yeah. You know the deal. Seeds.
Well done Kale.
Ellie: Oh! You like gardening? We do have gardening tools, and we just moved here, so it'd be awesome if you would help me and my friend out to pla-
Kale: Yeah pretty sure we weren't talking about the same thing.
Poor Kale. Cock-blocked by a table.
Table: You're not touching her, bitch.
And since it was over 12 am mr. cop had to get Kale even though there is one house between Kale and Ellie's house.
The trip from Ellies house to the legacy house was so short the cop didn't even had time to render.
Everyone: Eww-
Benji: EWWWW GROSS SOMEONE PEED ON THE FLOOR
Eddie: But dad it was y-
Benji: EW ITS SO GROSS TO PEE ON THE FLOOR. TOTALLY SOMETHING I'D NEVER DO.
Kale: Aw dang. I totally missed when dad wet himself.. thanks for texting me though Isa.
Isa: No prob.
Benji: NO
Benji: I DIDNT PEE ON THE FLOOR *is standing in massive puddle of pee and stinks pee*
Kale: Okay, okay fine...
Ryker: *is visiting his happyplace*
BUT HE HAS SCHOOL BENJI
Next day:
Kale: I am never gonna let him play on my video game EVER AGAIN.
Benji: KALE YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL. I AM THIS MAD JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL.
Kale: You grounded me!
Benji: Oh.
Kale: Yeah.
Benji: Well. You're grounded again then, for being grounded and not going to school because you're grounded. LOL DOUBLE-GROUNDED BITCH, BURRRRRN.
Later Isa went to the park because she have kept rolling to do this so many times. You happy now Isa? Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Isa: Yes. :) :) :) :)
Kale: So dad is a bitch.
Isa: JEEZ KALE. When did you get here?!
Kale: Oh, I sneaked out to school. Even though I'm double-grounded. That is how I roll.
This is Faye Valle, made by the very awesome strawberrysims, who Isa met in school. And she is to adorable for words so I'm just gonna sit here and make some noises for a moment.
Done.
But seriously, she's so adorable, and she was made just for meee~
aaaaaand Kale invited Ellie over. They are so adorable and shy, tihi.
Kale: I want to have a conversation with you Ellie...
Ellie: TIHIHIHIHI, in PUBLIC? OH KALE, what will people think!
Faye: ....
They make an really awesome gang. And way to go Kale, talking about clouds.
At home there is some father-and-son bonding going on. And Kale would kill Benji if he saw this.
Ryker: It is so nice that I can finally HOLD the other control while only you is playing, dad! ♥
Benji: Someday in the future, you might even get to play with me, my little dude~
Kale and Isa was home too late, but Benji only raged on Kale as usual. And he got grounded again, so I guess this makes him like, triple-grounded??!?
Benji is being so bitchy nowadays :(
And not only is he being bitchy, but also annoying. He gets really awesome ideas as working out in the boys room while they're asleep, in the middle of the night on highest volume so they wake up.
Little Ryker who is Artistic, already has 8 points in Painting. ( he draws much better now, but this was his very first drawing!)
Kale: I have this crazy idea that this isn't our house. Hmm..
But it actually is! I downloaded an empty world and spent a day filling it up! No regrets.
Ryker: ..aaand I got that one for singing Bye Bye Bye at the nursing home.
Benji: i think i peed myself a little
Ryker: i think my dad peed himself a little. he must be so proud
Eddie: BETTER NOT HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN
Eddie: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING. YOU ARE A ROCK and i dont even have a girlfriend hahahahahahah
So Eddie is kind of sad to watch. He does need a girlfriend. And I spiced him up with a new, sexy haircut.
Kale one the other hand, is making progress with Ellie (yes I moved her to the new island as well. Because I can.)
I SO DIDNT KNOW THWY COULD DO THIS?! ITS ADORABLE?!
Then he finds Stewie!
And here is a picture of Benji working out, rocking his new chesthair. I have no idea why I took this picture, but now you have seen it. You're welcome.
KALE GOT THIS. HECK YESSSSSS.
Also it's time for Ryker to become a teenager! Ohohooo.
lmfao he looks like a frog with teeth
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Seriously! He's perfect! He looks like the best thing I've ever seen and I want to cry omg.
Also he rolled Animal Lover. When you thought he couldn't get more perfect.. gahh.
.... hngHHNNHDTHgrhHNG CAN YOU BE REAL AND LIVE IN MY ROOM PLZ.
Eddie missed the whole birthday, I wonder wh-
Eddie: Sup
What... did you do in Isa's bed..
Ryker: Is it the TIME FOR SOME CAKE ALARM OR WHAT. Hhih. Good one, Ryker.
Ryker: OH HELL NO. HOLY SHIT NO DAD OMG HELP ME SAVE THE CAKE.
Ryker: DAD SRSLY I NEVER EVEN GOT TO TASTE IT, HURRY. I AM SERIOUSLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. D:<
This is some true team working going on here. Almost bringing some tears to my eyes.
Firewoman: I don't WANNA go upstairs! I HATE upstairs!
Kale: Dude you don't even have to, the fire is over and it was downstairs btw.
Firewoman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kale: Whatever, I'm outta here.
SERIOUSLY WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ISA'S ROOM ALONE OK.
aaaand I'll end this update here where it can't get any lovelier~~
~NEXT TIME HEIR POLL~