The Meyer legacy - 1.5
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Last time: Lots of birthdays.
Let's start this update with Kale's adorable moodlet.
And the sink really picks its moment!
Kale: I HATE EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG
Isn't he adorable omg :D
Roz: It's okay son. I know it's not easy being a teenager, I remember having these swing moods..
Kale: Really?
Roz: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN DO I LOOK OLD OR WHAT. TELL ME KALE, TELL ME.
Kale: No! I meant if it was ok-
Roz: WELL SORRY FOR NOT GETTING BOOLPROPED TO BE YOUNG FOREVER LIKE THOSE FANCY SIMS IN BRIDGEPORT THEN.
So Roz turns into an adult in a few days guys!
Sorry but I had to try this, and Benji really wanted her to go to that school! YOU ARE MY BRAVE LITTLE ANGEL, ISA ♥♥♥♥♥
Ryker: Fuck this, I'm tired of pooping.
Roz: RYKER NO YOU'RE STILL-
And yes. We do have Britney fans in this family. Ahem.
Benji: Ohohoh! Two meals for me!
Kale: Dad no
Benji: YOINK
Well I think it's time for getting a new bed
I know what you're thinking, but no. She's not trying to escape from this legacy. She's just playing tag with Eddie.
Uh, Benji.. if I were you I'd probably run.. forever.
Benji: *calls Jarret* JARRET, THERE'S SOMETHING OUTSIDE MY DOOR WHO WANTS TO KILL ME. AND I'M HOME ALONE. HELP?!
Benji: DUDEE?!!
Later Kale invited his first friend over to geek around with. His name is Micah, and I miiiight have fixed him a little. And with 'a little' I mean basically remade him from scratch.
Eddie: Bitch don't you just walk through my pizza
Then Benji had his pizza right infront of Micah who just kept staring. HAWKWARD.
Kale is like the only one who cares for little Ryker.
I mean, seriously! And let's enjoy this moment for a while, they're probably gonna die of air-poisoning any minute.
HOLY COW LOOK AT THIS GUYS
IT'S JARRET
He finally agreed to come over for Roz's and Eddie's birthday!
This is like the closest to a family picture I've got of them. (Ryker is there, behind Eddie). I miss Isa though :(
Kale: ITS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME TO HAVE A TEENAGE BROTHER WE ARE GOING TO DO SO MANY THINGS TOGETHER HOLY FUCK I AM EXCITED
Oh come on. You're gonna get wrinkly and have middle age crisis. You can't be that excited.
Benji: ROZ!?!? OUR SON IS FLYING. I AM SO PROUD *happytears*
Roz: That's great but could we all just focus on not distracting me when I'm eating my cake, okay?
Aw shit, he's a hottie! Aaaaand, he rolled the Clumsy trait. Tihi.
1 sim hour later:
Kale: Woooo, brother! Now we can check out girls together, and go to cool parties and-
Eddie: Not gonna happen.
Kale: I'm telling mum.
I love how in real life, my mum would like have like 56 heart attacks if this was me as a toddler, but in sims, Roz just complained he was blocking the stairs so she could play computer games.
I totally forgot they wasn't even married! Also, the day I took this pic, and they got married it was valentines day so yeah, makes it like extra cute or something.
Micah: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME SIT DOWN ON THIS CHAIR THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Awww! This made me so happy omg. Although it's kind of sad that Isa wasn't there :(
Wow really! All guests are super emotional and happy for the couple, but their sons? Let's zoom.
Seriously Kale WHAT THE FUCK
Jarret: Ah, isn't it beauti-
Eddie: NO.
Jarret: -Oh.. okay then.
There we go! Good son!
Obligatory cake-cutting pic~
You are so depressing, Kale. This is where he spent most of the evening.
Jarret's daughter: Dad, look at me. Dancing all slutty with a boy. Dad.
Jarret: *srs sports-talk with Benji*
These, plus Kale's friend Micah, and Ryker, were the only guests actually. I like smaller weddings! they couldn't ft more in their tiny lot.
I saved this from China! It was planned to be in the wedding, but I didn't knew they were gonna live on this tiny fail-lot then.
Wow. Stunning.
Not.
/end of wedding
~NEXT MORNING~
Kale: *stare stare stare stare-*
Eddie: WHAT.
Kale: So I was thinking! You and I should totally get part time jobs!
Eddie: LOL
Eddie: Please don't, you'd totally make a fool of yourself begging for a job!
Kale: Excuse me
Eddie: Well you look kind of stupid, so you'd have to beg to get a job. And it'd look pathetic.
Kale: - - - - -
MEANWHILE IN ROZ'S INVENTORY.
NO WAY :O I never knew they could do this! He was totally biting his neck!
OH SHIT TIME GOES FAST
BUT NOOO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ADORABLE ONE, STOP ALL THIS GLITCHING
..buuuuut he makes up for it. Seriously, how is it possible for a sim to be this cute.
He rolled Artistic (arsha;gdjask yessssss). He is basically the perfect sim .___.
I don't think anyone will never understand how happy Kale is to have a nice brother lol.
AND THE FACT THAT HE GETS SO HAPPY OVER SOME GRAPES IS JUST FHSJSGSHSKJ.
I put a tv and moved the videogame to Kale and Eddie's room.
Bye Kale! It was nice having you around! See ya when the tv/videogame is broken!
Ehh, I sorta missed Isa. A lot. So I sent her back home. Ehehe. So now she has like 2 days away from aging up, and a C in school. But it's worth it.
Isa: Hey, Kale I'm ba-
Kale: WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD JUST WALK IN HERE AND FUCK FUCK FUUUCK YOU ARE BLOCKI- oh! Isa! You're back! Eheh..
Kale: Sooo, how was the hippie school! Found any rocks! You're not telling mum I said the f-word are you. Plzplzplz.
Isa: ...
Isa discovered Ryker is not a toddler anymore and has like the biggest pillowfight rave with him all night.
One extra pillow-fight pic because I can.
This had to be done!
Perfect sim is being perfect. He starts with the fishing skills immediately.
YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS TO BE REAL
AND YET YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL
HNNGHH
WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY
Donut is Rykers first fish, and Steve is a koi that Benji caught ages ago in China.
Roz: NO, I don't want to play tag with you.
Benji: Aw, come on hun! *runs in ultramega vampire speed like Edward on a fucking sugarrush*
Well I don't know if this looks very good to your neighbors.
Roz: OH, EDDIE! Eddie hi! Your dad is gonna drink me for the first time! I'm so excited!
Eddie: ...
Roz: Nnghh...
Benji: How do you feel hun?
Roz: Your favorite bandana is fish.
Benji: LOL YOU HIGH GURL
Kale: Hey mum and da- *life slowly breaks into little pieces*
Benji didn't feel too well after drinking Roz's blood.
Aaaand I think we've got a new Christmas card picture for next year!
They are soooo gonna use this next year.
COUGH I got the ninja training thing back, and since Eddie is disciplined and Benji is a ninja, this had to be done.
Benji: YESSS. YOU ARE GONNA GO FAR, SON. I AM DOING A GOOD JOB.
You cannot show this soft, loving side to Eddie now though.
Eddie stop try to impress your school you aren't even that cool ok
Stop
it
and put some shoes on, I downloaded nice ones for you even.
Random citizen, is he really that cool?
Random citizen: Nope, not that cool really.
Exactly Eddie, exactly.
He finds a little hangout/pub later, and enjoys the magic from the bubbles.
Meanwhile Isa is bossing around in someone else's house.
Isa: I THINK ICE CREAM FOR DINNER WOULD BE GREAT!
Benji: I came here as fast as I could. Thanks for telling, son.
Eddie: No problem. Now let's just enjoy these bubbles.
Benji: For a great night. Cheers.
Eddie: Cheers.
wait did you seriously got you and your son drinks that had the word "Romantic" in its name
YAY! Time for Isa to become a teen!
Roz: LOL LOOK AT YOUR CLOTHES
Ryker: Mum! :O you can't just laugh at her clothes like that! /good trait
But oh! Look what a little makeover can do!
She is seriously extremely beautiful. And she looks a lot like Roz!
She rolled Eco-friendly, and that's all I have to say lol.
I'll end this update here! And we're close to the end of this generation now, and also, close to a heir-poll! Yay!
Thanks for reading guys