package for you ma'am
so i was walking around campus today when i realized something i'd never really noticed or stopped to think about. some of y'all may disagree, most of y'all will probably agree. but here's what i realized:
squirrels have HUGE nuts!
holy shit! they drag those things around all day (you'd think it'd get tiring). i'm wondering how they don't scrape all over the ground. how uncomfortable. they're packing those things like it was winter, and i just don't see how they do it.
and as if realizing this wasn't enough, here's a chunk of a conversation i heard from two professor looking guys that i passed on my way to my car to come back to my apartment:
"...purist/zoologist, who study the penis bones of small rodents..."
wtf? now unless i misunderstood, i could swear the penis...well, has no bones. maybe it's a rodent thing. if anyone can tell us what it's like, it would be lance. lance, please tell us how you handle such an extremely uncomfortable...situation.
squirrels have HUGE nuts!
holy shit! they drag those things around all day (you'd think it'd get tiring). i'm wondering how they don't scrape all over the ground. how uncomfortable. they're packing those things like it was winter, and i just don't see how they do it.
and as if realizing this wasn't enough, here's a chunk of a conversation i heard from two professor looking guys that i passed on my way to my car to come back to my apartment:
"...purist/zoologist, who study the penis bones of small rodents..."
wtf? now unless i misunderstood, i could swear the penis...well, has no bones. maybe it's a rodent thing. if anyone can tell us what it's like, it would be lance. lance, please tell us how you handle such an extremely uncomfortable...situation.