oh dear

[losing_face]

i picked up one of my skirts from my bedroom floor this morning and it was moist...and smelled funny.
oh no i recognise this! it's pee!
- said i.

pee?
- asked i

oh who peed?
- asked i

not franny...no not franny. why would she do that
- thought i

well good god. not a person. jesus christ. if it's a person
- shouted i

oh how horrible. something peed on my skirt. and i was already running late.