the atheist
>An atheist was walking through the woods.
>He said to himself:
>
>"What majestic trees!"
>"What powerful rivers!"
>"What beautiful animals!"
>As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.
>He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
>He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
>that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
>He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
>that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw &
>raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
>
>Time Stopped.
>
>The bear froze.
>
>The forest was silent.
>
>As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
>
>"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
>
>The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
>
>"Very well," said the voice.
>
>The light went out.
>
>The sounds of the forest resumed.
>
>And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
>
>"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, Amen
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hahahahahah .. man this one made me laugh like crazy hope u folks like it too!
>He said to himself:
>
>"What majestic trees!"
>"What powerful rivers!"
>"What beautiful animals!"
>As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.
>He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
>He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
>that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
>He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
>that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw &
>raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
>
>Time Stopped.
>
>The bear froze.
>
>The forest was silent.
>
>As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
>
>"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
>
>The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
>
>"Very well," said the voice.
>
>The light went out.
>
>The sounds of the forest resumed.
>
>And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
>
>"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, Amen
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hahahahahah .. man this one made me laugh like crazy hope u folks like it too!