man's prayer!
>>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
>>stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
>>8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
>>
>>I want her to know what I go through, so please
>>allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>>
>>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
>>morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>>
>>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
>>
>>Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches,
>>
>>Drove them to school, came home and picked up
>>the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
>>
>>And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
>>
>>Then drove home to
put away the groceries,
>>
>>Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
>>
>>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>>
>>Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
>>do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
>>them on the way home.
>>
>>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework,
>>
>>Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.
>>
>>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
>>breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
>>laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted
>>and, though his daily
chores weren't finished, he went to bed where
he was
>>expected to make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint.
>>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
>>Lord,
>>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
>>able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
>>learned
>>your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
>>were.
>>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
>>night."
>>
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now this is funny.. yeah one of my friends sent me this and i thought i would share it w u ppl so here it is hope u like it!
>>stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
>>8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
>>
>>I want her to know what I go through, so please
>>allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>>
>>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
>>morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>>
>>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
>>
>>Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches,
>>
>>Drove them to school, came home and picked up
>>the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
>>
>>And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
>>
>>Then drove home to
put away the groceries,
>>
>>Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
>>
>>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>>
>>Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
>>do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
>>them on the way home.
>>
>>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework,
>>
>>Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.
>>
>>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
>>breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
>>laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted
>>and, though his daily
chores weren't finished, he went to bed where
he was
>>expected to make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint.
>>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
>>Lord,
>>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
>>able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
>>learned
>>your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
>>were.
>>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
>>night."
>>
>>Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year!!!
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now this is funny.. yeah one of my friends sent me this and i thought i would share it w u ppl so here it is hope u like it!