(#1756) Mmmmm, fooooood.
Gen and Sam decided to go camping tonight because Gen's all stressed. (I have absolutely no idea what happened, as I was asleep.) So I'm here alone, with Cyanide and Bam (the animals), and I decided I wanted to eat. So, I made salmon. And for the first time ever making it, I did a DAMN good job. I'm really really proud of myself. Some of it wasn't as cooked as it could have been, but I'll just keep that in mind for next time I make it. I used lemon pepper because I couldn't remember the third spice Gen used last time she made it and it was good with lemon pepper too, so.. yeah. And I had Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade, so I'm slightly buzzed, and then I had Tillamook Mudslide ice cream (scroll down the page on that link until you see Tillamook Mudslide. The description doesn't do it justice, but yum all the same) for dessert.
I am very happy.
I also woke up at 6:00 this morning (hence the catnap at 4:00), and when I got up, there was an email in my inbox from DARWYN!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! And it was all long and wordy and it made me smile and laugh and I was trying to be quiet and it was hard to do and then I went into chat and discovered still another moron and he made the mistake of being persistently moronic on the first day of my menstruation. (Yeah, I'm bleeding. Hooray.) Behind the cut is the conversation in its entirety. I am obviously thespeciallittlecritter and he's the other name. Just to make that clear.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:23:16 AM): you're pretty
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:23:28 AM): at least i don't have to order you to view my profile.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:23:30 AM): thanks?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:24:15 AM): most of the time I do.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:25:01 AM): well i think your sexy, i would do anything to get to know ya
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:25:41 AM): oh really.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:25:49 AM): where do you live?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:25:55 AM): sw portland
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:25:57 AM): you?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:26:16 AM): it's in my profile. lemme guess. You didn't look beyond the picture at ALL THE OTHER information that's there.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:27:10 AM): no your picture over whelmed me
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:27:17 AM): but you never know until you ask
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:28:45 AM): well, it might be a good idea to read the actual TEXT of the profile.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:10 AM): i did
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:13 AM): reading sucks
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:17 AM): and i dont know where it is
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:24 AM): sooo its better to still ask
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:30:36 AM): Poulsbo is in Washington. Washington is in the nothwestern United States. The United States is located in North America, in the Northern Hemisphere, on Earth. Earth is the third planet in the solar system located in the milky way galaxy, which is located in the universe.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:30:40 AM): Any questions?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:31:10 AM): yes im lost
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:31:19 AM): you lost me at the washington border
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:31:40 AM): Have you ever heard of a teeny little place called Seattle?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:31:54 AM): It's right next to a little body of water called the Puget Sound.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:32:39 AM): cool been there lost
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:32:52 AM): On the other side of the little body of water, there's a peninsula. A peninsula is a body of land that juts out from the main land area. Poulsbo is on the west side of this peninsula.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:33:02 AM): i think i crapped in the puget sound once, look out for floating logs
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:34:18 AM): You must have a big ass to make such a mess. You like Bubba?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:36:03 AM): no
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:36:16 AM): wow your super sassy, i bet you need a spanking huh
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:36:47 AM): Oh god.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:37:32 AM): oh no
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:37:41 AM): why are you so sassy?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:37:53 AM): It's not sass. It's SARCASM.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:38:48 AM): telling me how to get there from outter space isn't sarcasm
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:39:05 AM): thats bitch'o'riffic
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:39:13 AM): Yep.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:40:39 AM): And I'm damn proud of it, by the way.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:41:31 AM): see its not sarcasm
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:41:37 AM): i think you just need to be played with
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:41:43 AM): and work off that tension
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:42:12 AM): what is it with men that think the answer to every problem a woman has is to get her in bed? How does that benefit ME? That only benefits the penis-bearer
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:43:11 AM): ummm rubbing your back, talking to you softly, make you some dinner, curl up next to the fire place
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:43:29 AM): noo its not just about that, it about fofilling your deep woman needs
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:45:34 AM): oh you got all quiet now?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:45:44 AM): Nope.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:46:48 AM): well what would it take to get a smile on your face? a good licking?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:47:22 AM): Oh sweet jesus yes. NO!
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:48:38 AM): girls say no and usualy mean yes
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:01 AM): Really?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:11 AM): How many?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:19 AM): Because when I say no, I usually mean NO.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:52 AM): And I am a WOMAN not a GIRL. Get it straight.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:49:57 AM): hehe wow soo much spark
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:50:55 AM): well your what 18? and still love at home with your parents?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:52:23 AM): I haven't spoken to either of my parents in almost a month. I grew up in Kansas. I live on my own.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:52:38 AM): thats cool
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:53:22 AM): but you know your not exaclty a woman without the man part in there
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:54:39 AM): how, precisely?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:54:54 AM): Last time I checked, I didn't need a man to have a vagina.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:57:07 AM): oh and i bet you play with that thing all the time dont ya?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:57:44 AM): "that thing"
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:57:45 AM): ?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:57:58 AM): Your mom had one, did you know that? That's how you came into the world.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:58:23 AM): your missing the point
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:58:41 AM): and that is that i bet you rub your lil vagina like crazy
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:58:59 AM): Why should it make any difference to you?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:04:01 AM): cuz with that attitude i bet your soo good at it
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:04:52 AM): oh really?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:05:06 AM): wow, i didn't know you could tell so much with just an attitude.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:05:24 AM): why do you care whether i masturbate or not?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:05:37 AM): cuz your hot thats why
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:05:47 AM): does it turn you on? are you lonely? has your poor little friend not had any loving for a long, long time?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:06:02 AM): hot women and the center of mens universes
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:06:28 AM): of couse it turns me on
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:07:33 AM): i bet you like to be turned on too
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:08:13 AM): yeah. alone. not on the computer with a guy i don't know that lives FAR AWAY.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:09:08 AM): but i bet you still would love to be played with
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:10:23 AM): not by you.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:10:25 AM): i mean you never know you might like me enough to want to hang out in person
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:14:51 AM): Frankly, the only reason I've been talking to you all this time is because I think you're probably the biggest moron I've come across since I started chatting. It's really entertaining to see you try to turn my insults and obvious sarcasm into compliments and "sass", and I've actually been sharing the whole conversation we've had with a few other online people and they all think you're retarded or a dumbass or whatnot. You should really learn not to judge a book by its cover, though I suppose that wouldn't matter since you don't read. I am more than just a pretty face and a pretty body, but you can't get past my picture long enough to actually read the information on my profile and learn something about me before trying to hit on me or get me to cyber with you or meet you in person.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:15:43 AM): So, no. Sorry.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:16:39 AM): pffsstt your such a little girl
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:16:45 AM): go get a bottle bitch
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:17:24 AM): You're just upset because I'm COMPLETELY not interested in you. Do your eyes hurt from reading all that? Do I need to use smaller words that fit your lexicon better?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:18:02 AM): how about your dumb as dirt
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:18:24 AM): awww, I think I touched a nerve. Poor poor injured male ego.. awwww.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:18:26 AM): you're the most worthless piece of vagina i have ever seen
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:18:37 AM): And you crack me up.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:11 AM): noo shit thats all i do is laugh laugh laugh
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:15 AM): you think im serious
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:23 AM): like i give a fuck lil girly
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:19:32 AM): Once again, you're just pissed off because you don't understand sarcasm and have probably never read a book for pleasure in your whole life.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:33 AM): so bewwww bewww dewww dewww
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:47 AM): you just one of houndreds of girls on here
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:19:49 AM): What the hell does that mean? Is that weeping sounds?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:19:54 AM): Yeah, but you can't spell.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:55 AM): soo sorry to dissapoint you
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:58 AM): so
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:20:02 AM): im not a speller
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:20:16 AM): im a builder
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:20:17 AM): Or punctuate.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:20:18 AM): So?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:20:53 AM): I'm sure if they really wanted, anyone could learn to talk intelligently. It might - OH WOW - help find an intelligent girl that is worth doing more with than making the sheets all sweaty.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:21:22 AM): Oh, that's right. All you're interested in is sex, hmm?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:23 AM): do you not understandf any girl can go that
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:31 AM): umm im a guy
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:41 AM): thats one of the most important things
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:44 AM): oh thats right
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:53 AM): your just a mean lil girly
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:21:55 AM): I happen to live with a guy, he's one of my roommates, and he doesn't act a thing like you.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:06 AM): i forgot you only look at yoursefl and not other people
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:22:09 AM): Aww, I DID hurt your feelings. Awwww.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:22:28 AM): Oh, that one HURT. Owie!
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:35 AM): not really
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:49 AM): i know lots of girls who live with dudes
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:55 AM): and they all get worked by them
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:22:56 AM): he's married to my sister.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:08 AM): see there working something
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:11 AM): He's the one of the two best men I've ever known.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:37 AM): yeah cuz he gets all the ass he needs
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:38 AM): And he's not an idiotic asshole, like some people.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:43 AM): From his WIFE.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:45 AM): and when normal guys dont get it they go nuts
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:49 AM): sooooooooooooo
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:51 AM): Suuuure.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:52 AM): ass is asss
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:55 AM): geez
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:24:32 AM): Well, this has been fun. Unfortunately, now that you're all upset and not trying to get in my pants, I'm a little bored, so I think I'm going to iggy you and go about my way now. Ta-ta!
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:25:06 AM): loserrrr
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:25:11 AM): iggy award
I have absolutely no idea what an iggy award is, though, but I don't care, because I made a moron feel moronic. Between ripping that guy to shreds and getting actual communication from Darwyn, I was just in a radiant mood until the fact that I slept about five hours last night caught up with me and I started being a grumpybutt (Sam's word, not mine)..
I think I've made a bit of a loop. So now that today is recapped, I'll just do a quick point-form update:
- I still have no employment.
- I actually do chores now.
- I got my third holes redone on the 6th of July.
- I'm in the process of figuring out how to design a tattoo I'm going to get soon. Of FIREWORKS. Because that is what I am. KABOOM. :D
Yay.
I am very happy.
I also woke up at 6:00 this morning (hence the catnap at 4:00), and when I got up, there was an email in my inbox from DARWYN!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! And it was all long and wordy and it made me smile and laugh and I was trying to be quiet and it was hard to do and then I went into chat and discovered still another moron and he made the mistake of being persistently moronic on the first day of my menstruation. (Yeah, I'm bleeding. Hooray.) Behind the cut is the conversation in its entirety. I am obviously thespeciallittlecritter and he's the other name. Just to make that clear.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:23:16 AM): you're pretty
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:23:28 AM): at least i don't have to order you to view my profile.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:23:30 AM): thanks?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:24:15 AM): most of the time I do.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:25:01 AM): well i think your sexy, i would do anything to get to know ya
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:25:41 AM): oh really.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:25:49 AM): where do you live?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:25:55 AM): sw portland
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:25:57 AM): you?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:26:16 AM): it's in my profile. lemme guess. You didn't look beyond the picture at ALL THE OTHER information that's there.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:27:10 AM): no your picture over whelmed me
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:27:17 AM): but you never know until you ask
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:28:45 AM): well, it might be a good idea to read the actual TEXT of the profile.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:10 AM): i did
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:13 AM): reading sucks
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:17 AM): and i dont know where it is
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:29:24 AM): sooo its better to still ask
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:30:36 AM): Poulsbo is in Washington. Washington is in the nothwestern United States. The United States is located in North America, in the Northern Hemisphere, on Earth. Earth is the third planet in the solar system located in the milky way galaxy, which is located in the universe.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:30:40 AM): Any questions?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:31:10 AM): yes im lost
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:31:19 AM): you lost me at the washington border
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:31:40 AM): Have you ever heard of a teeny little place called Seattle?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:31:54 AM): It's right next to a little body of water called the Puget Sound.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:32:39 AM): cool been there lost
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:32:52 AM): On the other side of the little body of water, there's a peninsula. A peninsula is a body of land that juts out from the main land area. Poulsbo is on the west side of this peninsula.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:33:02 AM): i think i crapped in the puget sound once, look out for floating logs
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:34:18 AM): You must have a big ass to make such a mess. You like Bubba?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:36:03 AM): no
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:36:16 AM): wow your super sassy, i bet you need a spanking huh
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:36:47 AM): Oh god.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:37:32 AM): oh no
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:37:41 AM): why are you so sassy?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:37:53 AM): It's not sass. It's SARCASM.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:38:48 AM): telling me how to get there from outter space isn't sarcasm
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:39:05 AM): thats bitch'o'riffic
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:39:13 AM): Yep.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:40:39 AM): And I'm damn proud of it, by the way.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:41:31 AM): see its not sarcasm
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:41:37 AM): i think you just need to be played with
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:41:43 AM): and work off that tension
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:42:12 AM): what is it with men that think the answer to every problem a woman has is to get her in bed? How does that benefit ME? That only benefits the penis-bearer
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:43:11 AM): ummm rubbing your back, talking to you softly, make you some dinner, curl up next to the fire place
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:43:29 AM): noo its not just about that, it about fofilling your deep woman needs
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:45:34 AM): oh you got all quiet now?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:45:44 AM): Nope.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:46:48 AM): well what would it take to get a smile on your face? a good licking?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:47:22 AM): Oh sweet jesus yes. NO!
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:48:38 AM): girls say no and usualy mean yes
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:01 AM): Really?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:11 AM): How many?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:19 AM): Because when I say no, I usually mean NO.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:49:52 AM): And I am a WOMAN not a GIRL. Get it straight.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:49:57 AM): hehe wow soo much spark
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:50:55 AM): well your what 18? and still love at home with your parents?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:52:23 AM): I haven't spoken to either of my parents in almost a month. I grew up in Kansas. I live on my own.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:52:38 AM): thats cool
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:53:22 AM): but you know your not exaclty a woman without the man part in there
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:54:39 AM): how, precisely?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:54:54 AM): Last time I checked, I didn't need a man to have a vagina.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:57:07 AM): oh and i bet you play with that thing all the time dont ya?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:57:44 AM): "that thing"
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:57:45 AM): ?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:57:58 AM): Your mom had one, did you know that? That's how you came into the world.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:58:23 AM): your missing the point
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 7:58:41 AM): and that is that i bet you rub your lil vagina like crazy
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 7:58:59 AM): Why should it make any difference to you?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:04:01 AM): cuz with that attitude i bet your soo good at it
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:04:52 AM): oh really?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:05:06 AM): wow, i didn't know you could tell so much with just an attitude.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:05:24 AM): why do you care whether i masturbate or not?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:05:37 AM): cuz your hot thats why
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:05:47 AM): does it turn you on? are you lonely? has your poor little friend not had any loving for a long, long time?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:06:02 AM): hot women and the center of mens universes
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:06:28 AM): of couse it turns me on
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:07:33 AM): i bet you like to be turned on too
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:08:13 AM): yeah. alone. not on the computer with a guy i don't know that lives FAR AWAY.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:09:08 AM): but i bet you still would love to be played with
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:10:23 AM): not by you.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:10:25 AM): i mean you never know you might like me enough to want to hang out in person
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:14:51 AM): Frankly, the only reason I've been talking to you all this time is because I think you're probably the biggest moron I've come across since I started chatting. It's really entertaining to see you try to turn my insults and obvious sarcasm into compliments and "sass", and I've actually been sharing the whole conversation we've had with a few other online people and they all think you're retarded or a dumbass or whatnot. You should really learn not to judge a book by its cover, though I suppose that wouldn't matter since you don't read. I am more than just a pretty face and a pretty body, but you can't get past my picture long enough to actually read the information on my profile and learn something about me before trying to hit on me or get me to cyber with you or meet you in person.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:15:43 AM): So, no. Sorry.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:16:39 AM): pffsstt your such a little girl
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:16:45 AM): go get a bottle bitch
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:17:24 AM): You're just upset because I'm COMPLETELY not interested in you. Do your eyes hurt from reading all that? Do I need to use smaller words that fit your lexicon better?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:18:02 AM): how about your dumb as dirt
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:18:24 AM): awww, I think I touched a nerve. Poor poor injured male ego.. awwww.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:18:26 AM): you're the most worthless piece of vagina i have ever seen
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:18:37 AM): And you crack me up.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:11 AM): noo shit thats all i do is laugh laugh laugh
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:15 AM): you think im serious
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:23 AM): like i give a fuck lil girly
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:19:32 AM): Once again, you're just pissed off because you don't understand sarcasm and have probably never read a book for pleasure in your whole life.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:33 AM): so bewwww bewww dewww dewww
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:47 AM): you just one of houndreds of girls on here
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:19:49 AM): What the hell does that mean? Is that weeping sounds?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:19:54 AM): Yeah, but you can't spell.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:55 AM): soo sorry to dissapoint you
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:19:58 AM): so
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:20:02 AM): im not a speller
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:20:16 AM): im a builder
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:20:17 AM): Or punctuate.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:20:18 AM): So?
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:20:53 AM): I'm sure if they really wanted, anyone could learn to talk intelligently. It might - OH WOW - help find an intelligent girl that is worth doing more with than making the sheets all sweaty.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:21:22 AM): Oh, that's right. All you're interested in is sex, hmm?
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:23 AM): do you not understandf any girl can go that
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:31 AM): umm im a guy
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:41 AM): thats one of the most important things
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:44 AM): oh thats right
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:21:53 AM): your just a mean lil girly
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:21:55 AM): I happen to live with a guy, he's one of my roommates, and he doesn't act a thing like you.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:06 AM): i forgot you only look at yoursefl and not other people
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:22:09 AM): Aww, I DID hurt your feelings. Awwww.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:22:28 AM): Oh, that one HURT. Owie!
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:35 AM): not really
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:49 AM): i know lots of girls who live with dudes
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:22:55 AM): and they all get worked by them
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:22:56 AM): he's married to my sister.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:08 AM): see there working something
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:11 AM): He's the one of the two best men I've ever known.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:37 AM): yeah cuz he gets all the ass he needs
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:38 AM): And he's not an idiotic asshole, like some people.
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:43 AM): From his WIFE.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:45 AM): and when normal guys dont get it they go nuts
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:49 AM): sooooooooooooo
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:23:51 AM): Suuuure.
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:52 AM): ass is asss
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:23:55 AM): geez
thespeciallittlecritter (7/7/2005 8:24:32 AM): Well, this has been fun. Unfortunately, now that you're all upset and not trying to get in my pants, I'm a little bored, so I think I'm going to iggy you and go about my way now. Ta-ta!
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:25:06 AM): loserrrr
roastbeefnocrust (7/7/2005 8:25:11 AM): iggy award
I have absolutely no idea what an iggy award is, though, but I don't care, because I made a moron feel moronic. Between ripping that guy to shreds and getting actual communication from Darwyn, I was just in a radiant mood until the fact that I slept about five hours last night caught up with me and I started being a grumpybutt (Sam's word, not mine)..
I think I've made a bit of a loop. So now that today is recapped, I'll just do a quick point-form update:
- I still have no employment.
- I actually do chores now.
- I got my third holes redone on the 6th of July.
- I'm in the process of figuring out how to design a tattoo I'm going to get soon. Of FIREWORKS. Because that is what I am. KABOOM. :D
Yay.