Shocking Announcement
My friends, I have an announcement to make. I come to you with a heavy heart. I have neared a point in my life where I just can’t take it anymore. I am constantly being pressured to update my journal. Don’t get me wrong, I love updating and telling my stories, but it has just gotten to a point where I am too exhausted to carry on.
Therefore, I announce my retirement. It may be a temporary retirement, or it may not. It may last a few minutes or it may, indeed, be indefinite. I am not sure. I need encouragement and motivation. So, I am going on a trip to a very dense region of jungle in Indochina to seek an herb that grows there. This herb won’t cure any diseases or inspire me to write again, but I here it looks cool. It would be a lie to tell you that this was a spur of the moment decision. On the contrary, I have spent many sleepless nights pondering this decision. Really what I need is a vacation from my life stories and from you, my friends. You have selfishly sucked the very marrow from my bones! You have pushed me and pushed me and I can’t take it anymore!
Nevertheless, keep me in your thoughts and prayers and help motivate me to write again. This will be much appreciated.
Until we meet again,
Peace, Love, & Meerkats
Therefore, I announce my retirement. It may be a temporary retirement, or it may not. It may last a few minutes or it may, indeed, be indefinite. I am not sure. I need encouragement and motivation. So, I am going on a trip to a very dense region of jungle in Indochina to seek an herb that grows there. This herb won’t cure any diseases or inspire me to write again, but I here it looks cool. It would be a lie to tell you that this was a spur of the moment decision. On the contrary, I have spent many sleepless nights pondering this decision. Really what I need is a vacation from my life stories and from you, my friends. You have selfishly sucked the very marrow from my bones! You have pushed me and pushed me and I can’t take it anymore!
Nevertheless, keep me in your thoughts and prayers and help motivate me to write again. This will be much appreciated.
Until we meet again,
Peace, Love, & Meerkats