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[lordssupper]

I just opened my email and the only things I had were an email for free condoms, and christian dating. Now if that just doesn't say it all

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[xkissikx]

what are you doing making yourself a drink? that's what you have your woman for, smack her around and make her do it!

[lordssupper]

yeah, well she is bigger than me, and out making the money I need for the habit... but maybe when she gets home I'll make her rub my belly while I watch football (is it even football season?)

[xkissikx]

dunno about the football. still basketball season though.

[abumponthehead]

sometimes i have the urge to be a lesbian, but i hate pussy. if girls had cocks i'd be set.

i can't remember..are you 21 yet? or do you turn 21 in august?

[tyrven]

"if girls had cocks" - man, then the world would be perfect.

[lordssupper]

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it... unless you have?!?!? And sometimes I wish I myself had a cock, and then I could be a lesbian and no one would look at me funny, except I would hate all those "Excuse me miss..." and "Mommy is that a boy or a girl?" you know...

I turn 21 aug 23rd :( sad news I know, you will be burnt out by that time I'm sure *sigh* Still will you take me to all the cool bars you know? thanks goodnight.

[monoecious]

kate doesn't know any good bars, because there aren't any, except in canada

why do you hate me so much?

[lordssupper]

I don't hate you.