Dude I can't even begin to tell you how pissed I am at people who drive in this town it's totally rediculous. You know me my car has been hit twice and it's not even a year old yet all because of people who can't drive. Like a week ago I'm coming out of barnard to cross over to wachusett. I get to the intersection and there is one car on the other side, so being nice I let him pull out and turn left. Then I'm sitting there cause more traffic is coming and two more cars pull up on the other side both wanting to turn left. Meanwhile I'm already there, the first guy is a dick and pulls out before I can even go so I let him go, then I proceed to drive straight across to the other side when I can and as I'm doing so the idiot turning left is pulling out of wachusett, looking right (turning left) and slams on the brakes right before he runs into the rear side of my car. Then he proceeds to throw up his hands at me so I flipped the asshole off and just burned rubber by him. I swear to god if that dirty faggot hit me I would gotten out
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you speak the truth. mostly anywhere else around these parts, people are a lot nicer when it comes to driving curtosey. i dunno what it is about shrewsbury.
THIS SUV SUPPORTS AL QAEDAoasis_bassistMarch 18 2003, 11:51:17 UTC
yeah the (SUV) driviers in this town def blow.
Yesterday I was making a left from lake st on to 140 (like right near where matt D lives) and theres a school bus making a right onto lake. Its clear the other way so I pull out. Mind you the school bus is moving slow per usual, and is taking forever to turn. As I finish turning this fucking asshole in an SUV is IN MY FUCKING LANE and he's PISSED AT ME. He was over double yellow lines trying to pass a school bus and he calls me the asshole!
Re: THIS SUV SUPPORTS AL QAEDAlordsnagaMarch 18 2003, 15:50:12 UTC
yeah dude in this town, if you arent on two wheels making your turns, you will get passed. double yellow will not stop them, nor will oncoming traffic, nor a solid concrete wall. (the last one wouldnt be so bad)
adam you should have stopped in the middle of the intersection, got out the car all pissed off and layed down the A B C's. That bitch wouldda shut her cocksuckin mouth. Ok now for the best solution. Get out the car all pissed off and walk up to her window. When she lowers her window punch her in the face when she starts talkin shit. Waste no time and unlock the door, then proceed to open the door and pull her out the car by her hair throw her face at the door so she hits it on the way to the ground. Crying, bloody and making pussy sounds punch her in the stomach so she cant move. Then kick her rib in disabling her. Shove her ass under the car by kicking (the rib shot will do it if ur smooth). Then climb (note climb) up into the "driver's" seat and pull that bitch in reverse. She will easily be crushed by her monstrosity of a car and if she opted for the saftey feature (my god you know she did), you wont even feel a thing, the shocks will roll over the artic tundra easily if desired. Now lean your body forward and the car should
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hahahahhaha oh man i should have done that totally. or if i was the Flash, when she waved me on, i could have immediately gotten out of my ride and been at her window, grabbed the hand she so graciously was waving me on with, broken it at the wrist, then ripped her from the window (with her seatbelt still on) so that only her arm and maybe some of her torso came out of the car. then drop what came off onto the windshield and headthrust the kids in the backseat, cos that'll be enough until Ian the Barbarian shows up to finish the job.
since I am clairvoyant, I've actually been hiding in the "Cargo area" since the bitch left her (husband's) house. Then, I'll jump in the driver's seat and pilot (not drive) the SUV back to the house. I'll make the little girl jump out, run into the house and grab her little gerbal that she probably calls Mr Sillyhead, and I'll shove it in the tail pipe. Then I'll take one brother and tie him to the basketball pole and the other and tie him to the mail box. With the SUV in the middle of the two, I'll put in into Neutral and make her decide slip it into either drive or reverse.
whitchever one she picks, I'll obviously kill the other one, just so the one who was supposed to die can know that she liked the other one better.
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Yesterday I was making a left from lake st on to 140 (like right near where matt D lives) and theres a school bus making a right onto lake. Its clear the other way so I pull out. Mind you the school bus is moving slow per usual, and is taking forever to turn. As I finish turning this fucking asshole in an SUV is IN MY FUCKING LANE and he's PISSED AT ME. He was over double yellow lines trying to pass a school bus and he calls me the asshole!
fuck SUVs
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whitchever one she picks, I'll obviously kill the other one, just so the one who was supposed to die can know that she liked the other one better.
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