Apologies... Part One...
I realize that I've done stuff wrong in the past and that those that I've wronged deserve an apology.
Much like I did for the Shadowcide site in the corrections, I'm gonna make amends here.
This will be the first post in what will most likely be a trend of entries.
- Chris, remember that time you went on the blind date with that supermodel that someone knew and she ran out of the room screaming soon after you sat down? Yeah, I'm sorry for drawing a penis on your face.
- Lisa, I'm really sorry that I gave you 8 VD's in a row, who knew that philly hookers had that stuff. But at least now that we both have herpes and are on Valtrex we can rock climb, go jogging in the woods and the beach, ride mountain bikes, and all the other physical side affects they show on the commecials.
- Lloyd I'm sorry that YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL!!
- Allyson, remember that time that I told you we were going to overthrow a government in Italy. To tell you the truth we weren't in Italy, we were just driving around Philly yelling racial slurs.
- Carrot Top should apologize for existing.
- Carmen I didn't mean for you to get hit on by 20 drunk guys at the bar the other night. I thought it would be funny to put a sign on your back that said, "I can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose- I loove the cock" on your back. Sorry.
- Joe C when I told you that I love to cuddle I was appalled that you snuck into my room after I was asleep and cuddled with me until I woke up in the morning. Apologize to me immediatly.
That's all I have for now, I'll be posting more later for those I missed.
Lovins,
John
Much like I did for the Shadowcide site in the corrections, I'm gonna make amends here.
This will be the first post in what will most likely be a trend of entries.
- Chris, remember that time you went on the blind date with that supermodel that someone knew and she ran out of the room screaming soon after you sat down? Yeah, I'm sorry for drawing a penis on your face.
- Lisa, I'm really sorry that I gave you 8 VD's in a row, who knew that philly hookers had that stuff. But at least now that we both have herpes and are on Valtrex we can rock climb, go jogging in the woods and the beach, ride mountain bikes, and all the other physical side affects they show on the commecials.
- Lloyd I'm sorry that YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL!!
- Allyson, remember that time that I told you we were going to overthrow a government in Italy. To tell you the truth we weren't in Italy, we were just driving around Philly yelling racial slurs.
- Carrot Top should apologize for existing.
- Carmen I didn't mean for you to get hit on by 20 drunk guys at the bar the other night. I thought it would be funny to put a sign on your back that said, "I can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose- I loove the cock" on your back. Sorry.
- Joe C when I told you that I love to cuddle I was appalled that you snuck into my room after I was asleep and cuddled with me until I woke up in the morning. Apologize to me immediatly.
That's all I have for now, I'll be posting more later for those I missed.
Lovins,
John