Sometimes Spam is too tempting. PLUS BONUS UPDATES!!!
First off, some announcements:
1) PLEASE FORGIVE ME, EVERYBODY I KNOW!!! I have been horrible about remembering everybody's birthday and acknowledging them. No excuse is acceptable for this, but in my feeble defense, I have been very preoccupied for the past few years with my status as a destitute hobo-creature two steps from homelessness. ^_^ In any case, things are looking up, and my shame has returned with my fortunes, so please do COMMENT WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY; I will write them down and remember them this time.
2) Anime Boston Went well. As many of you know, we had nearly 10,000 people. Nerds everywhere have a new Mecca.
3) A couple weeks ago during my Birthday Festival Week, James, Adam, Joel and I went to Fugakyu, the Sushi Restaurant of the Gods. James and Adam had more money than they probably should have, and the results were the stuff of legends. Adam sent me a copy of the receipt, so watch for an update about us eating Foie Gras and chunks of 24 karat gold some time this week. Seriously; this meal was CALIGULAN in it's excesses.
4) Finally, the edutainment; I got an AWESOME spam in my inbox today. I will reprint it for you.
-----Original Message-----
From: Vortex [mailto:burl@iname.com]
Sent: Friday, June 30, 2006 7:42 PM
To: shamus_mahan@charter.net
Subject: re:your resume
Hello.
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We have found your resume on Job web site, and would like to offer you vacancy in our company.
If you interests, more detailed information you can receive on ours web
site: http://www.****.us/ ( please send us email for more information )
vacancy@millermorgans.us
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We look forward to your reply.
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Thank you.
Best regards,
Miller & Morgans inc.
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Well, that was obviously so awesome that I had to respond to it. Here is the email I sent to them.
Dear Miller and Morgans inc.
Beef wellington, London, signpost, guardian
I am most exciteful for double lucky find of my resume on Job Web Site! It is most assuredly fortune indeed, especially double so for my resume is written on special shortcake breads, which I have always had the most trouble of put it inside my computerbox. I am most happy to accept any vacancy inside of the company of yours. I am trained in many skills of : typographist, chemicals, jumping, hats, cutting, store, driver, battles, thoughtful, burly and kind. Please telling me the type of working that I will do, and if I have to move away first. I have already quit my other job (ham-builder-general with the Robinson Company from Here). Also, if you need me to do anything to secure my job, I have many American dollars in my the bank, many thousands, and I would like to know If you are required me to send you a check, and where should I send it.
Thanks you for the job,
Best regards,
Your servant in Christ,
Shamus “The Green Rocket” Mahan
When they send me a reply, I will dedicate another update to this. ^_^
1) PLEASE FORGIVE ME, EVERYBODY I KNOW!!! I have been horrible about remembering everybody's birthday and acknowledging them. No excuse is acceptable for this, but in my feeble defense, I have been very preoccupied for the past few years with my status as a destitute hobo-creature two steps from homelessness. ^_^ In any case, things are looking up, and my shame has returned with my fortunes, so please do COMMENT WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY; I will write them down and remember them this time.
2) Anime Boston Went well. As many of you know, we had nearly 10,000 people. Nerds everywhere have a new Mecca.
3) A couple weeks ago during my Birthday Festival Week, James, Adam, Joel and I went to Fugakyu, the Sushi Restaurant of the Gods. James and Adam had more money than they probably should have, and the results were the stuff of legends. Adam sent me a copy of the receipt, so watch for an update about us eating Foie Gras and chunks of 24 karat gold some time this week. Seriously; this meal was CALIGULAN in it's excesses.
4) Finally, the edutainment; I got an AWESOME spam in my inbox today. I will reprint it for you.
-----Original Message-----
From: Vortex [mailto:burl@iname.com]
Sent: Friday, June 30, 2006 7:42 PM
To: shamus_mahan@charter.net
Subject: re:your resume
Hello.
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We have found your resume on Job web site, and would like to offer you vacancy in our company.
If you interests, more detailed information you can receive on ours web
site: http://www.****.us/ ( please send us email for more information )
vacancy@millermorgans.us
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We look forward to your reply.
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Thank you.
Best regards,
Miller & Morgans inc.
crete dream hand bushy
Well, that was obviously so awesome that I had to respond to it. Here is the email I sent to them.
Dear Miller and Morgans inc.
Beef wellington, London, signpost, guardian
I am most exciteful for double lucky find of my resume on Job Web Site! It is most assuredly fortune indeed, especially double so for my resume is written on special shortcake breads, which I have always had the most trouble of put it inside my computerbox. I am most happy to accept any vacancy inside of the company of yours. I am trained in many skills of : typographist, chemicals, jumping, hats, cutting, store, driver, battles, thoughtful, burly and kind. Please telling me the type of working that I will do, and if I have to move away first. I have already quit my other job (ham-builder-general with the Robinson Company from Here). Also, if you need me to do anything to secure my job, I have many American dollars in my the bank, many thousands, and I would like to know If you are required me to send you a check, and where should I send it.
Thanks you for the job,
Best regards,
Your servant in Christ,
Shamus “The Green Rocket” Mahan
When they send me a reply, I will dedicate another update to this. ^_^