Run-On Sentence AB Update, and Chinese Ball-Sweat Soup
Okay, quick update; Anime Boston is over, it went well, we all nearly died, I was happy to see everybody, especially Sarah who I never get to see, and who looked a-preety-preety goood, and Brian and his delightful paramour Ray, who are fun, but there was also a perverted fugitive named "HOT LEATHER" and a girl who wanted to make a plushie, and I drank 12 drinks afterwords, then it was over, then Justin and I made Flaming Steak au Poivre with blue cheese bacon smashed potatoes with curried carrot and ginger soup with Waltdorf Salad a la Twisty McGee, and now my convention-battered body seems to have failed spectacularly at fighting off an upper respritory infection, so I'm sick as a dog, and this one run-on sentence is really all I can muster up right now, although I promise I'll make some funny entry for you all to read to your kids this weekend or something, maybe about fanfiction or maybe about how much I hate something, or maybe about how much I hate fanfiction, who knows?
In the meantime, sick, sick, sick, but I still love you, internet.
p.s.- One illness anecdote. I thought perhaps I would nip this little infection in the bud with ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET. I had someone rush over the health-conscious local purveyor of delicious Chineey-man-foodstuffs from THE ORIENT to pick up a HEALING POTION. It is a fantastic restaurant called Nancy Chang's, familiar to some of you unfortunate enough to live in Worcester. One thing it has on the menu is a mysterious tonic called "DOCTOR YVONNE CHEN'S HERBAL ENERGY SOUP", which I have heard will cure any ill. Nancy Chang's claims that "This soup is stewed with chicken, Chinese wolfberry, Chinese yam, and American ginseng. Chinese people believe that food is the best medicine for health and longevity. This soup will help to increase energy, strength, and endurance, while improving the blood."
Well, let me tell you, DOCTOR YVONNE CHEN'S HERBAL ENERGY SOUP tastes like rubbing the inside of your mouth with ICY HOT and then filling it with old man dicks. The bottom is fiiled with mysterious squishy things that looked like mooshy corpse bits with plenty of lovely twigs and berries, to complement the taste of old man dicks. But so help me, it works like a charm. I am starting to feel better already, and if I'm reading that coy description right, I should prepare myself for a massive bout of priapism. I can't wait!
So I thought I'd give a plug to Nancy Chang's for healing me of bronchitis and, apparently, ED. Most of their food doesn't taste like a lemonparty in your mouth, and is actually quite tasty, so you should go eat there if you're ever in the fair dystopia of Worcester, MA.
I'll talk to you guys later.
In the meantime, sick, sick, sick, but I still love you, internet.
p.s.- One illness anecdote. I thought perhaps I would nip this little infection in the bud with ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET. I had someone rush over the health-conscious local purveyor of delicious Chineey-man-foodstuffs from THE ORIENT to pick up a HEALING POTION. It is a fantastic restaurant called Nancy Chang's, familiar to some of you unfortunate enough to live in Worcester. One thing it has on the menu is a mysterious tonic called "DOCTOR YVONNE CHEN'S HERBAL ENERGY SOUP", which I have heard will cure any ill. Nancy Chang's claims that "This soup is stewed with chicken, Chinese wolfberry, Chinese yam, and American ginseng. Chinese people believe that food is the best medicine for health and longevity. This soup will help to increase energy, strength, and endurance, while improving the blood."
Well, let me tell you, DOCTOR YVONNE CHEN'S HERBAL ENERGY SOUP tastes like rubbing the inside of your mouth with ICY HOT and then filling it with old man dicks. The bottom is fiiled with mysterious squishy things that looked like mooshy corpse bits with plenty of lovely twigs and berries, to complement the taste of old man dicks. But so help me, it works like a charm. I am starting to feel better already, and if I'm reading that coy description right, I should prepare myself for a massive bout of priapism. I can't wait!
So I thought I'd give a plug to Nancy Chang's for healing me of bronchitis and, apparently, ED. Most of their food doesn't taste like a lemonparty in your mouth, and is actually quite tasty, so you should go eat there if you're ever in the fair dystopia of Worcester, MA.
I'll talk to you guys later.