Shoes...
My poor shoes finally died. 4 years on the front line and I finally wore through the sole. I noticed when I stepped in a small puddle and the bottom of my foot got wet. Sigh... R.I.P. shoes. You fought longer and harder than anyone could have hoped.
Which brings me to my next point. I hate all the small footed people in the world. You make it tough on us larger people. All I want is a 13W or a 14. Is that so much to ask? Instead of saying, "Oh, those look like good shoes!," like normal people, we are forced to ask, "So, what exactly DO you have in this size?" I say we are being oppressed by the small footed Nazis of the world! Large footed people unite! We will crush these small footed fascists under our HUGE shoes.
So, anyway, time to prove that Ini Miney is actually her sister Mimi, who accidentally had plastic surgery that made her look like her sister, so I can prove she had a motive to kill Dr. Grey and frame MY client, who happens to be my psychic occasional teenage sidekick, for the whole thing... (Yes, the new Phoenix Wright game is out..) Then Heroes. Looking forward to it.
Which brings me to my next point. I hate all the small footed people in the world. You make it tough on us larger people. All I want is a 13W or a 14. Is that so much to ask? Instead of saying, "Oh, those look like good shoes!," like normal people, we are forced to ask, "So, what exactly DO you have in this size?" I say we are being oppressed by the small footed Nazis of the world! Large footed people unite! We will crush these small footed fascists under our HUGE shoes.
So, anyway, time to prove that Ini Miney is actually her sister Mimi, who accidentally had plastic surgery that made her look like her sister, so I can prove she had a motive to kill Dr. Grey and frame MY client, who happens to be my psychic occasional teenage sidekick, for the whole thing... (Yes, the new Phoenix Wright game is out..) Then Heroes. Looking forward to it.