So I'm stealing this one 'cause it sound like fun.
Rules are simple. I write quotes off IMDB from some of my favorite movies and everyone else gets to try and guess them with no help. That includes any and all internet sites. No IMDB, no Google, no Facebook so you can see what I list as my favorite movies. Good luck and don't be an ass and cheat.
1."You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped!" The Professional - darthdw
2."Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her." American Beauty - darthdw
3."They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"" Grosse Pointe Blank - stickywhitesock
4."Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president." Big Trouble in Little China - darthdw
5.Man #1: "The pastries are light as air."
Man #2: "Germaine has very sensitive hands and an exceedingly light touch. She strangled a German general - without a sound."
6.Man #1: "Here's 80 for the meal, and 200 for the car"
Man #2: "What did you do to my car?"
Man #1: "I made some love stains in the back. You'll see..." Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle - darthdw
7."You're too sharp. That's your trouble. You're like a drawn sword. Sharp, naked without a sheath. You cut well. But good swords are kept in their sheaths."
8."You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - stickywhitesock
9."The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be."
and, finally, a freebie
10."We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." Star Wars - darthdw
I may give hints if you can't figure them out.