"No, when you meet someone coming in from overseas you can't greet them calmly. You have to p in your pants in front of them."

I'm not even going to comment. I'm just going to post it.

With all due credit to tzaddi_93 for bringing this one back for me.

Edit: 7:45 am: - I will note who got each one correct up until I expose the answer. So if you guessed it 2nd but before I exposed it; you'll get solving props too.

Edit: 7:50 am: - I will expose the correct answer for your first guess. If you guess more than one right... I'll credit you, ( Read more... )

I've decided to take my Shakespeare quote and do the absolute unthinkable to it :)

ph34r u5..
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1) When you see this on your friends list, quote from Shakespeare!
( As has always seemed appropriate for livejournal... )