Evil Plan 004 - [Voicepost]

[lord_stanleyxiv]

Why doesn't anyone respect me here!? Back in my world I'm feared and respected by everyone in the land! People quiver just at the mention of my name! I had servants, followers, slaves...I can't even get in touch with James here!

[He yells in frustration, then right after there's the sound of banging and things hitting the wall.]

Fuck this!

[There's a

Comments

[aceupthesleeve]

Maybe they don't respect you because you don't let them call you Stan-chan.

[lolitasword]

Or onii-chan~

[undertaking4u]

Are those the ~correct~ forms of address for a king in ~this~ world? ~Very well~.

[aceupthesleeve]

Of course they are! They're signs of respect. Especially the rhyming one.

[lord_stanleyxiv]

Only Your Majesty, Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, or Lord Stanley are acceptable! Stop trying to spread these fucking ridiculous nicknames!

[aceupthesleeve]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth~?

[lord_stanleyxiv]

I don't have a mother.

[aceupthesleeve]

Do you kiss your aunt's grandmother's uncle's brother's son with that mouth?

[lord_stanleyxiv]

Are you implying that I'm gay?

[aceupthesleeve]

... I was talking about a distant relative, how the hell does that mean I'm implying you're gay?

[lord_stanleyxiv]

"Aunt's grandmother's uncle's brother's son?"

[aceupthesleeve]

Family! It's family, it doesn't count!

I could change it to daughter if you want me to, geez!

[lord_stanleyxiv]

I'm sorry I've never had a fucking family! Leave me alone!

[aceupthesleeve]

No need to get so touchy, it's just a bit of teasing! Yeesh, people have no sense of humor these days...

[lolitasword]

He just doesn't understand the big words you're using, magic onii-chan~ That's why he's so angry~

[aceupthesleeve]

That explains everything!