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[lord_shmal]

One day ther was a fish swimming in a pond. It was about lunch time and the fish was real hungy. He looked up and noticed a fly six inches above the water, but it was out of his reach for a lunch time meal. The fish realized that if the fly dropped six inches he could jump up and have a great lunch. Above the pond there was a bird who was also looking for a lunch when the bird spotted the fish. The bird also realized that he could not get the fish unless the fly drops six inches, the fish would jump, and the bird could swoop down and grab the fish. But to the side of the pond there was a bear wattching the bird, but the bear realized he could not snack on the bird unless the fly dropped six inches, the fish would jump, the bird wouyld swoop down, and the bear could move in for the kill. But there was also a hunter up on the ridge who was out since 5 am without a shot untill he noticed the bear. He could not get a clear shot, but he noticed the fly above the water and realized that if the fly drops six inches, the fish would jump, the bird would swoop, the bear would make his move, and then the hunter could get a good shot.....but behind the hunter was a mouse eyeing the hunter's lunch, but could not get it untill the hunter moved. Then the mouse realized that if the fly drops six inches, the fish would jump, the bird would swoop, the bear would move in for the kill, the hunter would aim to take his shot, and the mouse could dart out and grap the lunch.....but there was a cat behind the mouse, and the cat realized the chain of events that had to take place before he could grab the mouse for lunch. Everyone was waiting watching their prey. All of a sudden the fly dropped six inches, the fish lept out of the water, the bird swept down, the bear moved in for the kill, the hunter moved to take his shot, the mouse darted out, and all of a sudden the cat ran out, and fell down the hill into the pond.

You know what the moral of the story is. Every time a fly drops six inches a pussy is bound to get wet.