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1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
I take pretty cold showers, so usually I run it when I'm in the shower.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
No... and furthermore, what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner? Women never got around to explaining that to me.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
I'm not sure anybody moans in the shower when they're in there alone.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
No
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
duh...
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Once or twice, usually before going on trips after the "just five more minutes" ordeal.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
yes, it hurts... and you stand up hard, and bang your head on the showerhead... and it's good you're in their alone, cause you'd never hear the end of it.
8.) How old do you look?
older than I am.
9.) How old do you act?
Younger than I am, but not by too much.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Ehem... It goes like this: "Balls to your partner, Ass against the wall, if you never get fucked on a saturday night, you'll never get fucked at all!" I don't know the title, but it's good to sing under your breath when you're doing jumping jacks.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Not really.
12)What are your plans for the weekend?
I don't know... anybody wanna do something?
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Depends, and I don't know on what it depends.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Well. that's a hard one to say, I'd hav to go with how white her teeth look compared to her... SOUL!
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
my forehead a little bit.
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
It has to be my mom, I mean, Max, Dao, Matt Feeney, Will Brinkman, Reid, Avery, Peter and countless others sleep with her "last night", there's got to be something there.
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?
Me. that's right... Marc Osherson is a sexy beast.
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
Mine does. His name is Uncle Sam, and if I join the army, he'll be mad at me. Fucking Hippie.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
So much... Chocolate, Crackers, Cheese, Bread, Fruits and Vegetables...
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
No.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
No... absolutally not.
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
I'm frech, I have the urge to use a napkin with pizza... I can't possible eat pure grease.
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
No, and I wouldn't want to.
24). What about in a boat?
I suppose that'd be fun. I haven't.
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
No.
26.) Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Amazing sex.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Depends what's broken, but I can do some things.
28.) Would you kill George W. Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
No.
29.) Should guys wear pink?
Yes, we should wear pink. It shows confidence.
30.) Do you dance to techno music?
Rarely.
31.) Who loves orange soda?
not me, I hate soda.
32.) Whats the best scary movie you have seen lately?
I don't know, I don't watch scary movies.
33.) Do you think its fair for parents to judge a girl's boyfriend by his myspace (or a guy's parents to judge a girl)?:
I don't think parents should read the crap we write on the internet. For example, the fact that I'm on question 33 shows that I'm a loser.
34.) Do you enjoy food?
Hell yes.
35.) Are you straight-edge?
I think so.
36.) What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
LeRoux Triple-Sec.
37.) If you could have sex anywhere you wanted, where would you do it?:
In a cherry orchard. (In the spring)
38.) Are you part of a scene (punk, goth, emo, indie, ect):
No.
39.) How much homework should you be doing right now?
None, it's our week off.
40.) Are you totally excited for RENT and HP4?
It took me 10 minutes to realize that we're talking about Harry Potter, and I haven't even heard of RENT, or whatever it's supposed to stand for. I will see "HP4", but I'm not gonna be standing in line.
41.) Describe your dream car. Which famous people would you invite to ride in said car? (They must each have a seatbelt.):
Rolls Royce all the way.
42.) If you could only own one movie and one CD EVER, which movie and CD would they be?
I don't rightly know... I hate this question.
I take pretty cold showers, so usually I run it when I'm in the shower.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
No... and furthermore, what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner? Women never got around to explaining that to me.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
I'm not sure anybody moans in the shower when they're in there alone.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
No
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
duh...
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Once or twice, usually before going on trips after the "just five more minutes" ordeal.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
yes, it hurts... and you stand up hard, and bang your head on the showerhead... and it's good you're in their alone, cause you'd never hear the end of it.
8.) How old do you look?
older than I am.
9.) How old do you act?
Younger than I am, but not by too much.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Ehem... It goes like this: "Balls to your partner, Ass against the wall, if you never get fucked on a saturday night, you'll never get fucked at all!" I don't know the title, but it's good to sing under your breath when you're doing jumping jacks.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Not really.
12)What are your plans for the weekend?
I don't know... anybody wanna do something?
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Depends, and I don't know on what it depends.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Well. that's a hard one to say, I'd hav to go with how white her teeth look compared to her... SOUL!
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
my forehead a little bit.
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
It has to be my mom, I mean, Max, Dao, Matt Feeney, Will Brinkman, Reid, Avery, Peter and countless others sleep with her "last night", there's got to be something there.
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?
Me. that's right... Marc Osherson is a sexy beast.
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
Mine does. His name is Uncle Sam, and if I join the army, he'll be mad at me. Fucking Hippie.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
So much... Chocolate, Crackers, Cheese, Bread, Fruits and Vegetables...
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
No.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
No... absolutally not.
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
I'm frech, I have the urge to use a napkin with pizza... I can't possible eat pure grease.
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
No, and I wouldn't want to.
24). What about in a boat?
I suppose that'd be fun. I haven't.
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
No.
26.) Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Amazing sex.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Depends what's broken, but I can do some things.
28.) Would you kill George W. Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
No.
29.) Should guys wear pink?
Yes, we should wear pink. It shows confidence.
30.) Do you dance to techno music?
Rarely.
31.) Who loves orange soda?
not me, I hate soda.
32.) Whats the best scary movie you have seen lately?
I don't know, I don't watch scary movies.
33.) Do you think its fair for parents to judge a girl's boyfriend by his myspace (or a guy's parents to judge a girl)?:
I don't think parents should read the crap we write on the internet. For example, the fact that I'm on question 33 shows that I'm a loser.
34.) Do you enjoy food?
Hell yes.
35.) Are you straight-edge?
I think so.
36.) What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
LeRoux Triple-Sec.
37.) If you could have sex anywhere you wanted, where would you do it?:
In a cherry orchard. (In the spring)
38.) Are you part of a scene (punk, goth, emo, indie, ect):
No.
39.) How much homework should you be doing right now?
None, it's our week off.
40.) Are you totally excited for RENT and HP4?
It took me 10 minutes to realize that we're talking about Harry Potter, and I haven't even heard of RENT, or whatever it's supposed to stand for. I will see "HP4", but I'm not gonna be standing in line.
41.) Describe your dream car. Which famous people would you invite to ride in said car? (They must each have a seatbelt.):
Rolls Royce all the way.
42.) If you could only own one movie and one CD EVER, which movie and CD would they be?
I don't rightly know... I hate this question.