University?

[lord_semjaza]

After some fervent negotiations, my return to university is looking more likely than not. In other words, the semjaza roadshow has been renewed for another season

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[lord_semjaza]

And the doctor's appointment was earlier today.

'Scuse me, but can I please have a note to say I'm a loon?'
'Certainly you can, you nutjob you!'
'Thank you, good sir.'

Was pretty much the entirety of the conversation.

[lord_semjaza]

Well, the tutor said, 'if you don't pass resits, you can retake the year.'

At which point we both laughed hollowly. The odds of that are kinda similar to the odds of being me run over while crossing the street. By Elvis. Driving the Batmobile. Made of winning lottery tickets.

[lord_semjaza]

Yeah, and Bruce Wayne is pissed cause his premiums have gone up.