My gay brother meets a girl a few decades back...
So my gay brother was in a freshman english class at CCFL (now called FLCC), and some girl sat next to him and started talking to him. They were just small talking and she didn't seem to know he was gay yet. She was about to be very mad at him, and you'll never guess why!
So they were talking, and she asked my brother where he was from, he said Bloomfield, and he asked her where she was from and she said Penn Yan. My brother said "My grandfather lives in Penn Yan!" and she said "Oh really? Who's your grandfather?" and he said "Arthur Andrews" and she got really mad at him for messing with her head. My brother had no idea what her problem was.
She went home that night and told her mom about it, and her mom was like "Uh, yeah, we have to talk..." and that's when she found out she had cousins who live in Bloomfield. She then went back to class and told my brother he has cousins in Penn Yan. Turns out grandpa got around a bit and tended to keep things a bit hush hush between his two families that he had for a little while! (well, like a year or so). But yeah, he had two women knocked up in the same year, as he was leaving my grandmother for the woman he ended up with.
And I told you that you wouldn't guess why she was mad!
The moral of the story - be careful not to sleep around too much, you never know if you have a horny grandfather who hasn't introduced you to all of your cousins!
So they were talking, and she asked my brother where he was from, he said Bloomfield, and he asked her where she was from and she said Penn Yan. My brother said "My grandfather lives in Penn Yan!" and she said "Oh really? Who's your grandfather?" and he said "Arthur Andrews" and she got really mad at him for messing with her head. My brother had no idea what her problem was.
She went home that night and told her mom about it, and her mom was like "Uh, yeah, we have to talk..." and that's when she found out she had cousins who live in Bloomfield. She then went back to class and told my brother he has cousins in Penn Yan. Turns out grandpa got around a bit and tended to keep things a bit hush hush between his two families that he had for a little while! (well, like a year or so). But yeah, he had two women knocked up in the same year, as he was leaving my grandmother for the woman he ended up with.
And I told you that you wouldn't guess why she was mad!
The moral of the story - be careful not to sleep around too much, you never know if you have a horny grandfather who hasn't introduced you to all of your cousins!