I have... HPV.
Of course, those of you who have known me for awhile know that I'm a pure maid without touch of man. So all day I've been racking my brain trying to figure out how the fuck I, Celly, the virgin, got this.
Since it has no symptoms, and no cure, it's like having nothing. But it can turn into cervical cancer.
I always knew my girly parts would kill me one day.
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