Love Letter
Dear Portland,
I love you. Truly, I do. First, you let me go to the lovely Pittock Mansion for free:
Then you let me go to the Portland Rose Garden for free.
And then you have the Portland Symphony at Waterfront Park, for FREE!
You have the delightful Max on which I may transport myself. (Note: not free.)
I also love your beautiful parks. I went to Mt. Tabor and hiked the trails there (for free!) just this last weekend.
And there's the beautiful Mt. Hood. It's just lovely, and it's practically in my backyard.
Oh, and the library is my best friend. (Technically, I love the Beaverton Library, not the Multnomah Public Library, but that's just proximity. Don't feel bad, Multnomah!)
I also love your weather: mild sunshine, some rain, not much breeze--that's perfect, yo.
Portland, I love you so. But between the two of us, I think you should work on getting me a job. That would make me love you so much more.
Love,
Loradona
I love you. Truly, I do. First, you let me go to the lovely Pittock Mansion for free:
Then you let me go to the Portland Rose Garden for free.
And then you have the Portland Symphony at Waterfront Park, for FREE!
You have the delightful Max on which I may transport myself. (Note: not free.)
I also love your beautiful parks. I went to Mt. Tabor and hiked the trails there (for free!) just this last weekend.
And there's the beautiful Mt. Hood. It's just lovely, and it's practically in my backyard.
Oh, and the library is my best friend. (Technically, I love the Beaverton Library, not the Multnomah Public Library, but that's just proximity. Don't feel bad, Multnomah!)
I also love your weather: mild sunshine, some rain, not much breeze--that's perfect, yo.
Portland, I love you so. But between the two of us, I think you should work on getting me a job. That would make me love you so much more.
Love,
Loradona