Due to dearth of quality content on my journal as of recent, here's a list of "names" Nigerian 419 scammers have used in e-mailing me. Note how they are all composed entirely of first names, including given "surnames ( Read more... )

Subject: Hello you are my favorit person
From: "Bank of America"
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:23:00 -0500
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Hello ,

Im Angelina Jolie, plase visit my website :

http://angelinajoliexxx.[domain redacted].com

You can download 100 SexyClip with me.

Thanks,

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From: Free Nike Shoes
Subject: Build -Your- Own Nike Shoes

Please choose:
1) ...so, will they be called "NIKEA" post-merger?
2) ...I may be Chinese, but I'm about twenty years too old to be working in a sweatshop.
3) Other (please list in comments)

It's amazing what I learn about PayPal from spoof letters.

( For example, PayPal was apparently founded in 2005. )

Spam subject:
RE: WALIUM C1AL1S VlA'GRA

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately heard Chekov's voice selling "Walium."

So, if I'm to believe my e-mail, PayPal's got a ( psychic security network: )

Amusing spam:

Subject: important news about when you die

cheap meds available 24 hours a day
(link here)

Wonderful to know that I can get cheap medicine AFTER I kick it.

I love spam programs and their random sentence generators. Thanks to the wonders of "replace all," you too can look at spam code and the wacky phrases planted inside without actually having to open a piece of spam!

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