MY MOM IS THE BEST
Me: You need to see X-Men: First Class. James McAvoy is in it.
Mom: He cries so beautifully in his movies!
Me: We must have a McAvoy Movie Marathon when I next come home.
Mom: YES.
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Me: Michael Fassbender is in the X-Men movie. He has far too many teeth in his smile but it's hot, somehow.
Mom: You know, sometimes that ends up looking really good on men.
Me: Yes, he's a handsome shark.
Mom: ....
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Me: So I've gotten crazy obsessed about this movie. I even wrote a fanfic for it. It was 10 pages long. And it was mansex. And it was graphic.
Mom: There's nothing wrong with writing a little pornography.
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BEST MOM EVER
Mom: He cries so beautifully in his movies!
Me: We must have a McAvoy Movie Marathon when I next come home.
Mom: YES.
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Me: Michael Fassbender is in the X-Men movie. He has far too many teeth in his smile but it's hot, somehow.
Mom: You know, sometimes that ends up looking really good on men.
Me: Yes, he's a handsome shark.
Mom: ....
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Me: So I've gotten crazy obsessed about this movie. I even wrote a fanfic for it. It was 10 pages long. And it was mansex. And it was graphic.
Mom: There's nothing wrong with writing a little pornography.
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BEST MOM EVER