God, I love being a bad guy.
3 Ninjas is the best movie ever!!! Fuck LOTR or I Heart Huckabess, 3 Ninjas is the shit!
Erica, Evan, Haley and I just finished watching it. God what a way to end a good evening.
Memorable Quotes from
3 Ninjas (1992)
Fester: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.
Marcus: Dude!
Fester: None of that green stuff.
Marcus: Radical!
Hammer: Dude!
Fester: [aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
[Pager goes off]
Fester: Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?
[Grandpa is giving the boys names]
Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
Colt: How about Super Dork?
Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
Fester: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer: Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.
Fester: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!
Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts!
Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.
Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.
Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer: Rather do Laurie.
Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.
Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer: What time is it?
Fester: I dunno, anybody got a watch?
Fester: Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.
Fester: I say we kill those little boogers!
Hammer: But like, I thought we wanted them alive.
Fester: I want *us* alive, dude!
Grandpa: Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.
Hugo Snyder: God, I love being a bad guy.
Grandpa: I hate pizza.
Fester: Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.
Grandpa: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?
Colt: And lesson two?
Grandpa: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!
Colt: Oh no, robbers!
Hammer: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.
Fester: Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!
Hugo Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek.
Fester: We got those little dudes now, Dudes.
Rocky: Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.
Tum Tum: I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.
Rocky: Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.
Colt: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?
Brown: Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya.
Fester: Bummer.
Tum Tum: We almost had you!
Grandpa: Had me? Oh Michael.
Tum Tum: What?
Grandpa: If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now.
Jessica Douglas: If you think being a Ninja's hard work, try being a mom.
Store Owner: Hey amigos, this is no Library you buy or you go.
Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
Fester: Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day... and those little kids are ours. Slurpee?
Hammer: Radical.
Fester: Slurpee?
Marcus: Dude.
Fester: We're outta here!
Fester: Slurpee?
Fester: We're outta here!
Fester: First we feast. Then we Felony!
Tum Tum, Colt: Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!
Erica, Evan, Haley and I just finished watching it. God what a way to end a good evening.
Memorable Quotes from
3 Ninjas (1992)
Fester: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.
Marcus: Dude!
Fester: None of that green stuff.
Marcus: Radical!
Hammer: Dude!
Fester: [aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
[Pager goes off]
Fester: Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?
[Grandpa is giving the boys names]
Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
Colt: How about Super Dork?
Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
Fester: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer: Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.
Fester: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!
Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts!
Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.
Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.
Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer: Rather do Laurie.
Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.
Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer: What time is it?
Fester: I dunno, anybody got a watch?
Fester: Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.
Fester: I say we kill those little boogers!
Hammer: But like, I thought we wanted them alive.
Fester: I want *us* alive, dude!
Grandpa: Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.
Hugo Snyder: God, I love being a bad guy.
Grandpa: I hate pizza.
Fester: Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.
Grandpa: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?
Colt: And lesson two?
Grandpa: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!
Colt: Oh no, robbers!
Hammer: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.
Fester: Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!
Hugo Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek.
Fester: We got those little dudes now, Dudes.
Rocky: Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.
Tum Tum: I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.
Rocky: Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.
Colt: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?
Brown: Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya.
Fester: Bummer.
Tum Tum: We almost had you!
Grandpa: Had me? Oh Michael.
Tum Tum: What?
Grandpa: If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now.
Jessica Douglas: If you think being a Ninja's hard work, try being a mom.
Store Owner: Hey amigos, this is no Library you buy or you go.
Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
Fester: Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day... and those little kids are ours. Slurpee?
Hammer: Radical.
Fester: Slurpee?
Marcus: Dude.
Fester: We're outta here!
Fester: Slurpee?
Fester: We're outta here!
Fester: First we feast. Then we Felony!
Tum Tum, Colt: Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!