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look_i_bounce

Oh where oh where...

May 02, 2007 16:41

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imnotamommasboy May 2 2007, 23:08:23 UTC

Possibly living in the forest with his native flock.

Hey look_i_bounce May 2 2007, 23:17:23 UTC

You shutup Sephi. He's had more sex with you than he has with me. It's not fair! What do you have that I don't?

Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 2 2007, 23:29:45 UTC

Good looks? Intelligence? Endurance?

Re: Hey look_i_bounce May 2 2007, 23:34:03 UTC

I've got good looks. The faces that people make when they look at my chest. Believe me, those are good looks.

We all know you don't need intelligence when you've go puppies like mine.

AND! I endured Cait Sith and Yuffie on our whole quest to kill you. You killed Aeris the second she pissed you off. What kind of endurance is that?

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topsoldier_zack May 3 2007, 00:35:24 UTC

TIFA! Don't talk about Aerith like that! Besides, her and Cloud didn't do anything.

look_i_bounce May 3 2007, 22:30:09 UTC

I'm the one fighting to find my partner while you two faeries have another lover's quarrel. Sephiroth shut the hell up! Zackyp.... ZACK tell me where Cloud and that slut Aeris are before I get really pissed!

imnotamommasboy May 4 2007, 21:18:04 UTC

Perhaps he's simply running away from you.

look_i_bounce May 4 2007, 23:21:48 UTC

He can't physically run way from me. My boobs have their own gravitational force. Only a bigger slut COUGH AERIS COUGH than me could have helped him escape.

imnotamommasboy May 4 2007, 23:33:26 UTC

Are you sure it's Aeris? I don't think the gravitational force of her boobs are enough to break Chocobo Head Cloud from your orbit. Perhaps it's Seras...?

look_i_bounce May 5 2007, 01:22:13 UTC

Another slut? I can't fucking take it anymore. There are way too many sluts tempting him. That "Seras" better keep her hands off my man or she'll lose them in a heartbeat. God! I'm sick of all the bitchz N' Hoz. The next one I see is going to lose a few teeth.