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May 02, 2007 16:41

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imnotamommasboy May 2 2007, 23:08:23 UTC
Possibly living in the forest with his native flock.

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Hey look_i_bounce May 2 2007, 23:17:23 UTC
You shutup Sephi. He's had more sex with you than he has with me. It's not fair! What do you have that I don't?

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Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 2 2007, 23:29:45 UTC
Good looks? Intelligence? Endurance?

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Re: Hey look_i_bounce May 2 2007, 23:34:03 UTC
I've got good looks. The faces that people make when they look at my chest. Believe me, those are good looks.

We all know you don't need intelligence when you've go puppies like mine.

AND! I endured Cait Sith and Yuffie on our whole quest to kill you. You killed Aeris the second she pissed you off. What kind of endurance is that?

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Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 2 2007, 23:46:23 UTC
A different kind of endurance, actually.

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Say, it seems as if your body is compensating for your lack of brains and beauty by engorging other parts. Is it defective genes or silicone?

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Re: Hey look_i_bounce May 3 2007, 00:07:33 UTC
Ohhh I get it it.
Endurance...
I ran the NYC Marathon. You flew it, and took shortcuts over rivers. I still win.

It's not that I lack beauty. Everyone is just to busy eying my boobs to even look at my face. I might as well not even have one.

By the way moron of course it's silicone. I mean what kind of idiot can't see that I don't wear genes - especially not defective ones? It's all about the leather.

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Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 3 2007, 00:21:45 UTC
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You and Chocobo-head Cloud seem to share the same brain. Or the lack thereof.

And perhaps you should ask Zack where Chocobo-head Cloud is. They seem to share a bond of some sort.

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Re: Hey look_i_bounce May 3 2007, 00:25:38 UTC
What kind of bond? It better not be something gay. I already had enough trouble with you. If he wants gay he can watch me and Yuffie. God if she wasn't so good in bed I would have suffocated her ages ago.

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Re: Hey topsoldier_zack May 3 2007, 01:01:17 UTC
There is nothing gay going on between Cloud and I! We're just really good friends!

Tifa, you should know better than to listen to Sephiroth!

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Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 3 2007, 01:17:02 UTC

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Re: Hey topsoldier_zack May 3 2007, 01:22:29 UTC
IT DOESN'T MEAN GAY PARTNER, IT MEANs FIGHTING PARTNER!!!

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Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 3 2007, 01:36:17 UTC
Of course it means "fighting partner", Zacky-poo. You are most definitely allowed to delude yourself to the fullest extent possible.

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Re: Hey topsoldier_zack May 3 2007, 01:45:13 UTC
DAMN! I don't have time for this today Sephiroth!

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Re: Hey imnotamommasboy May 3 2007, 01:51:59 UTC
Yet, you manage to find the time to reply to my posts.

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