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Drabble posting will from December 1 to December 31. I will edit this post with fics as they are posted, which will be every day in December, in a predetermined random order.
Enjoy, and happy whatever it is you're into!
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Drabble posting will from December 1 to December 31. I will edit this post with fics as they are posted, which will be every day in December, in a predetermined random order.
Enjoy, and happy whatever it is you're into!
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"You're looking for something with a very impressive bite radius," says Dr. Brennan, looking down at the body. "Larger than a bear or a wolf--the tooth pattern is unfamiliar."
"Did you know," says Mr. Nigel-Murray, "that today is, in fact, National Tooth Fairy Day?"
Dean glances over at him. "Did you know your accent makes you sound like a douchebag?"
"Ah," says Mr. Nigel-Murray. "That is a common reaction of Americans to English accents."
"No, part of it's definitely you, dude."
"Can we get back to the body?" says Sam.
"Where did you say you found it?" asks Dr. Brennan.
"Tip from Bobby."
"Do we believe this is an FBI case?" asks Mr. Nigel-Murray.
"No, this is outside their jurisdiction," says Dr. Brennan absently. "Sam?"
"Yeah?"
"I would suggest a large biped," she says. "Something with a disproportionate head. I'm not familiar enough with the lore of the area to offer a suggestion."
"No, that's helpful. A few of the witnesses said something like that--should separate the real reports from the fakers."
"I'm glad to have helped. Do you need to burn these?"
"No, it should be fine," says Sam. "You can identify and tell the family it was a wolf."
"Bear," says Dr. Brennan.
"Whatever," says Dean. "We're done."
"Excuse me," says Mr. Nigel-Murray, "but am I correct in thinking that they are looking for some kind of supernatural monster?"
"No, of course not," says Dr. Brennan frankly. "Why would you think that?"
Dean snorts. "Thanks, doc. We're out."
Sam pauses. "National Tooth Fairy Day? Seriously?"
Mr. Nigel-Murray nods. "Completely."
"Huh."
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*DIES LAUGHING*
This was awesome :D
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