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Sam's a little concerned when Carly Shay calls him. They've gotten a few e-mails with requests to do another bit on the show, since their last one was so popular, but the first time was dangerous enough.

Still, they've never called before. It might be important.

"Flopsy!" says Carly. "Oh thank goodness!"

"Hi, Carly," says Sam. "What's up?"

"A dryad is trying to kill us!"

Sam relays this to Dean, who raises his eyebrows. "A dryad, seriously?"

"It came out of a tree and it wants us to die!" says Carly.

"Where's Sam?" asks Sam.

"She's doing her best, but it won't give up and neither will she! Why are you not coming?"

"We're in Montana," says Sam. He sighs. "We're on our way, okay?"

"Speed!" says Carly. "Sam's never actually killed anything, and I don't think it would be healthy if she crossed that line. For anyone."

"Don't worry," says Sam. "We'll be there in no time."

"Killer dryad?" asks Dean, raising his eyebrows.

"I'll get the laptop," says Sam.

*

When they get to Seattle, blonde-Sam has an axe. Dean takes it out of her hand.

"What the chizz?" asks blonde-Sam, glaring at him. "That's my axe!"

"What'd you do to the dryad?" asks Sam.

"Nothing! It just went crazy and started fighting us."

"Think hard," says Dean. "You didn't maybe hit her first?"

"She stormed into our rehearsal! She's made of wood! What was I supposed to do?"

Sam rubs his forehead. "Okay, just--let us talk to her."

"Fine," says blonde-Sam. "But you got ten minutes and then I'm bringing in the axe."

Dean considers. "Fair enough."

*

As it turns out, the dryad is a fan.

"Not of Sam," she says, glaring. "But I wanted to use the show to talk about arbor day!"

"What, you like boats?" says Sam, glaring back.

"Arbor day is trees," says Freddie.

"Shut up, Fredward."

"You wanna talk about trees on iCarly?" asks Carly.

"And saving the planet!" says the dryad.

"I don't like it," says blonde-Sam.

"You're biased," says Carly. "I think it's cool! Maybe we can become the go-to webshow for supernatural beings!"

Sam rubs his head. "You know we aren't always gonna be close to Seattle, right?"

"Whatever, I can handle it," says blonde-Sam. "Give me my axe back."

"No," says Dean. "No way."

If Sam wasn't laughing so hard, he'd be embarrassed for how fast blonde-Sam has Dean pinned on the ground.

As it is? He's so glad Freddie is filming this.

[biancathecookie]

I LIVE IN MONTANA! ... that may be my default reaction anytime anyone mentions it...

[pacers98]

I have recently become hooked on iCarly and this was awesome. loved the double-Sam action.

[phrenk]

SAM.

[essene]

"What, you like boats?" *sporfle*

*bangs head* Dear god, now I'm shipping blonde-Sam/Dean.

[scintilla10]

OMG, this is so amazing and hilarious. I LOVE IT.

[lady_ganesh]

He'll put it on his iPod and play it in the Impala! :D

THANK YOU ♥