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HOLIDAY FIC REQUESTS ARE CLOSED. No new requests are being accepted! Sorry!

Drabble posting will from December 1 to December 31. I will edit this post with fics as they are posted, which will be every day in December, in a predetermined random order.

Enjoy, and happy whatever it is you're into!

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[myjadedhavok]

"Some day," says Jensen, "when you're old and married and gross, you will be having your parents and your wife's parents over for dinner, and you will worry about shit that has never actually mattered to you in your life, like towels and potatoes and the number of leaves your table has and where you keep your lube."

My aunt went crazy cleaning her house for Thanksgiving. And then, in the middle of the meal, her husband came in with condom balloons and handed them out. Oh, my family.

"Fuck, we need to go shopping."

"Swear jar!" says Nate.

"Swearing doesn't count during Christmas."

"I fucking love fucking Christmas!" says Nate instantly.

I had this exact conversation with my bratty, too-smart-for-his-own-good cousin Alex and then his mom tried to ground me when he spent the next hour adding "fuck", "shit", and "ass" into every sentence he said.

"Besides, I'm gonna let everyone coo over me as soon as they get here, so I'm planning to be vital."

"Attracting grandparental attention?"

"You can thank me with tons of awesome Christmas presents," says Nate.

Jensen grins. "You're good people, kid."

"Awesome. Presents," says Nate, enunciating clearly. He puts his earbuds back in. "Go find a turkey."

"Brat."

Its official, I love Nate. <3