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[longsufferingly]

itp: I will be comment-spamming HIMYM J2 for bekkis. IT WILL NOT BE AS AWESOME AS THIS CONCEPT DESERVES, BUT HOPEFULLY WILL SATISFY THE ITCH UNTIL SOMEONE DOES IT PROPERLY.

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OVER. I AM NOT A WINNER.

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"All right," says Jared, "here's the plan."

"Why am I in on this plan?" asks Jensen.

"Because Aldis is boring and married, and Misha is tragically misguided."

"On a date," Jensen supplies.

"Also, straight."

"Remember when Misha dated me?" asks Jensen. "That whole year?"

Jared snorts. "Please, as if I could forget. Worst year of my life."

"Seriously?"

"No wingmen! Do you know what that's like?"

"Torture," agrees Jensen.

"Exactly," says Jared. "Anyway. We're astronauts on shore leave."

"Earth leave?" asks Jensen.

Jared appraises him. "Nice touch, Ackles. We might make you good at this, someday."

"Yippee," says Jensen.

But he totally goes along with it.

Later, Jared will identify this as the beginning of his downfall.

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Jared doesn't do relationships. Initially, he liked Jensen because Jensen didn't do relationships either. He had epic visions of forever bro-dom, being each others' wingmen for life. It sounded kind of gay when he thought about it, but Jared is kind of gay, so it's not like that's bad, as long as Jensen doesn't think wingmen involves fucking.

Not that Jared would object, because Jensen? Hot! But still. Lines must be drawn. This is why Jared will never fuck Misha. Also, he's Misha. If Jared fucked Misha, Misha would immediately follow-up by confessing eternal love, and asking Jared to marry him.

Anyway.

Then Jensen betrayed Jared's ideals of hookups and bromance, and started dating Misha. Which was tragic, but Jared got by. Jared is that awesome. He can get by.

Jensen and Misha break up, and Jared thinks that's great. Two wingmen. Three musketeers. Maybe Aldis can come sometimes, when he's not being whipped.

But then, that's not what happens.

Like, not at all.

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Misha gets a real girlfriend; that's the first thing that happens.

"Great, now he's switched teams," Jared mutters. "Doesn't this bother you?" he asks Jensen.

"No," says Jensen. "We broke up. What do I care?"

The second thing that happens is that Jared fucks Jensen.

Honestly, he's amazed this didn't happen sooner. After all, the bro code is rather confusing when both your friends are bros, and when of them is devastatingly hot, and has the same hobbies you do, and plays laser tag with you and collects guns.

They have really amazing sex for one night, definitely up there with the best sex of Jared's life, and then he decides it can never be, because, well

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Jared tries not to think about it. He really does. He tries to pretend that he has no idea how Jensen's lips feel on his dick (just as good as they look, if not better), and that he doesn't remember how Jensen's dick feels in his ass, or how his felt in Jensen, or how awesome it was to find a guy who was both willing and able to do all those things in one night

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[ravyn_09]

*facepalm*

Wow, I must be tired. When I read your icon i'm like "...? I don't get it. Whats a Wesome?"

I read as if it said "I'm A wesome." *shakes head* Definitely had a moment there *sigh*

[elizardbits]

OH HAY YOU ARE AWESOME

[setissma]

Comment fic is awesome, but in case you want more, I think belyste did HIMYM J2 for Big Bang, iirc?

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She did! There were actually two HIMYM Big Bangs, but while they were both awesome, they were both Ted/Robin, and bekkis and I were hankering for Barney/Robin and crying that it did not already exist.

[setissma]

I am not cool enough to watch HIMYM, so I did not know about all these crazy pairings! *sheepish* I just assumed that everyone wanted Neil Patrick Harris and that brunette chick to be together!

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Yeah, that's Barney/Robin. The BB fics followed Robin's other relationship (S1/S2) with the main character of the show, except that instead of breaking up, they ended up together. I think belyste had Rosenbaum as the NPH character.

[unreckless]

Yeah, I hate to tell you this, but this IS somebody doing it properly, dude.

[longsufferingly]

Are you kidding? This is fantastic news!

[unreckless]

No. I mean-- you doing it. Here. Doin' it proper and stuff. Um.

[longsufferingly]

Well, if by "proper" we mean "desperately trying to not let it take over the time I need to write my j2_remix fic," then that is exactly what this is.