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HOKAY so I was doing friending today (I am the laziest person ever with friending and I am sorry) and saw that this journal is being watched by 500 people, which is a little terrifying. To celebrate this I wanted to do a drabble meme, but then I felt bad because my Christmas meme still has a page or so of unfulfilled requests

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After Sam breaks Nanny's favorite vase, he gets locked up in a play pen.

Dean thinks that's unfair, because Sam's only one, so it's not his fault he does stuff wrong. One-year-olds mess up all the time.

"I'm gonna get you out, Sammy," he says. Sam sucks on his fist and looks sad.

His first try is Gordon. Gordon's kind of a loner, but he's smart.

"Can you help me break Sammy out?" Dean asks.

"I'm breaking everyone out, Dean. Your brother doesn't concern me."

Dean thinks Gordon is really cool, but he's kind of a jerk about Sammy. Dean's not sure why.

Bela's really good at getting in places she's not supposed to be, but Dean really doesn't like Bela. Ellen mostly just tries to get into the fridge to get juice for everyone, and John just polishes his toy guns. All the time. It's a little scary.

But there's Bobby. Bobby's always helped Dean before.

"Hey, Bobby," he says. "Sammy got locked up. Do you know how to break him out?"

Bobby wobbles onto his feet and pushes his hat up. "I've been breaking out of that thing since before you were born."

Bobby is, like, a month older than Dean, so Dean doesn't think that's true, but he's not going to mention that when Bobby could be breaking Sammy out.

Bobby is standing on Dean's back, picking the lock with the safety pin from his diaper, when Nanny comes in.

"Dean," she says, kneeling down to chastise him properly. "What are you doing?"

"He's a baby," says Dean, pouting as he gets back on the floor. "He shouldn't hafta get locked up."

Nanny unlocks the pen herself, and Sammy crawls out, tackling Dean happily. Nanny smiles, her yellow eyes crinkling. "You know I can't stay mad at my little tiger, Dean."

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[goodnight]

AHAHA OMG, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. That was made of so much win. And YEN, ruh roh :D

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[lomer]

This quite possibly wins the internet for today. *g* Awesome. It's both adorable and incredibly creepy! Yay!

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[oxoniensis]

Hee, my mental image for this! Priceless.

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[dangomango]

ahaha so creepy and yet so awesome! HOW DO YOU DO THAT.

Also lol John.

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[jellicle]

Nanny has yellow eyes! Very nice touch!