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[longsufferingly]

HOKAY so I was doing friending today (I am the laziest person ever with friending and I am sorry) and saw that this journal is being watched by 500 people, which is a little terrifying. To celebrate this I wanted to do a drabble meme, but then I felt bad because my Christmas meme still has a page or so of unfulfilled requests

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[lomer]

Feel no need to actually write this. My feelings will not be hurt in the slightest.

How about Tractorbeam!Jensen gets a fangirl? Some random teenage girl thinks he's just DREAMY and Jensen is completely oblivious to her sad attempts at flirting. Jared is the voice of reason.

This drabble request is inspired by my talking with a few teenage girls who have a crush on their math teacher. Apparently words like "statutory rape" mean nothing to you when you're fourteen and in love. *facepalm* Girls, girls, he may be hot but he's also 26. Unless he's a perv, it's just not gonna happen.

[longsufferingly]

A very similar thing happened in a BBT episode (a random grad student started stalking Sheldon and Sheldon didn't notice she was basically dating him and everyone else had to explain. IT ENDED UP A LOT MORE LIKE THAT.

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Occasionally, Jensen picks up grad students.

If Jensen were anyone else he had ever dated, Jared would probably be jealous about it, but Jensen is Jensen. And Jensen has no idea that he's ever picked anyone up in his life

[lomer]

What's BBT?

And bwahahaha! "It's boyfriend time." Of course Jensen has it penciled into his schedule and dude, it's boyfriend time. You can't research during boyfriend time. At least not research physics. At least not research physics in a way that doesn't sound like a line from a porno movie.

Awesome. *g*

[longsufferingly]

BBT is The Big Bang Theory, the show upon which Tractorbeam is based.

[lomer]

Ah. Obviously I fail at reading author notes because I adored Tractorbeam and have never heard of Big Bang Theory. Apparently I'm very good at going "blah, blah, blah, does anyone die or get violently raped? No? Then it's STORYTIME!" You know, without reading OTHER pertinant information. Oops.

[matalinolukaret]

D'awwww. I just love the ease between them. ♥

[enablelove]

hahahahahah

"To check their size?" OH JENSEN

[descriptparadox]

I love this one. Especially how Jensen has "boyfriend time" scheduled in. It's so versely (<--definitely not a word, definitely should be) perfect.

[wendy]

"Boyfriend time," Jensen repeats. "Six-thirty to eight."

Jensen scheduled BOYFRIEND TIME!!!

*beams*

[bitterbird]

AWWWWWWWWWWW SO MUCH AWESOME \O/
lol oh Jensen!

[jellicle]

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!

[equally_dour]

:D!:D!:D!

[goodnight]

AWE, BOYFRIEND TIME!!

[avellis]

"Boyfriend time," says Jensen, snuggling in next to Jared.

This makes me so illogically and unabashedly happy.

[twofourteen]

TO CHECK THEIR SIZE?

SILLY. SILLY JENSEN.

[veristic]

LOLOLOLOL!!! Perfection. Boyfriend time!