Jensen resolutely doesn't look away from the computer. "Chad, I'm working." He isn't sure why Chad has latched onto him. The guy seems to be some sort of weird, codependent parasite who needs someone to bother at all times. And somehow Jensen won that lottery. He's still not sure how. And he's still pissed about it.
"Look, I will not shut up about this until you agree," Chad says. "And we both know I am awesome at not shutting up. I have fucking skills."
Jensen sighs. "That is true." He glances up. "What are you trying to get me to agree to again?"
Chad lets out an exaggerated sigh. "You don't even remember? Dude, get with the program."
"Yeah, I'm real torn up about it."
"My best friend, Jared."
"Uh huh."
"Needs to get laid."
"Are you trying to pimp me out to your friends now?" Jensen asks. He's not actually surprised, just curious. He didn't really expect that from Chad, but mostly because it hadn't occurred to him.
"Nah, Jay's weirdly against paying for sex," Chad says, shrugging. "I just want you to go on a date with him."
"A date?"
"Yup," says Chad. "With a possible happy ending."
Jensen rubs his forehead. "Is your friend as charming as you?"
"No, no way. I'm way cooler."
"Fantastic. I do this, you don't talk to me for a week?"
"Deal."
*
Jared is, surprisingly, hot and funny and apparently a decent human being. Which is totally baffling.
Halfway through dinner, he has to ask, "Why are you friends with Chad?"
Jared laughs. "Yeah, I know, I know. We've known each other since we were kids. I kind of got stuck with him. He's--not always bad." He grins. "Like, for example, when he sets me up with devastatingly attractive guys he works with who apparently have low standards."
"I don't think you're supposed to tell your dates that they have low standards."
"You went on a blind date orchestrated by Chad."
"Touche."
"So, what are my odds on a second date?"
"Shockingly good. How about mine?"
"Fairly decent," Jared agrees, and Jensen figures he might owe Chad. Just a little.
This is so awesome!!! I can totally see Chad now being all - I'm like cupid bitches! You should bow down to my superior matchmaking skillz! And then he starts trying to match people up. Hee!!
Jensen resolutely doesn't look away from the computer. "Chad, I'm working." He isn't sure why Chad has latched onto him. The guy seems to be some sort of weird, codependent parasite who needs someone to bother at all times. And somehow Jensen won that lottery. He's still not sure how. And he's still pissed about it.
"Look, I will not shut up about this until you agree," Chad says. "And we both know I am awesome at not shutting up. I have fucking skills."
Jensen sighs. "That is true." He glances up. "What are you trying to get me to agree to again?"
Chad lets out an exaggerated sigh. "You don't even remember? Dude, get with the program."
"Yeah, I'm real torn up about it."
"My best friend, Jared."
"Uh huh."
"Needs to get laid."
"Are you trying to pimp me out to your friends now?" Jensen asks. He's not actually surprised, just curious. He didn't really expect that from Chad, but mostly because it hadn't occurred to him.
"Nah, Jay's weirdly against paying for sex," Chad says, shrugging. "I just want you to go on a date with him."
"A date?"
"Yup," says Chad. "With a possible happy ending."
Jensen rubs his forehead. "Is your friend as charming as you?"
"No, no way. I'm way cooler."
"Fantastic. I do this, you don't talk to me for a week?"
"Deal."
*
Jared is, surprisingly, hot and funny and apparently a decent human being. Which is totally baffling.
Halfway through dinner, he has to ask, "Why are you friends with Chad?"
Jared laughs. "Yeah, I know, I know. We've known each other since we were kids. I kind of got stuck with him. He's--not always bad." He grins. "Like, for example, when he sets me up with devastatingly attractive guys he works with who apparently have low standards."
"I don't think you're supposed to tell your dates that they have low standards."
"You went on a blind date orchestrated by Chad."
"Touche."
"So, what are my odds on a second date?"
"Shockingly good. How about mine?"
"Fairly decent," Jared agrees, and Jensen figures he might owe Chad. Just a little.
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"You went on a blind date orchestrated by Chad."
"Touche."
BRB LOLING 4EVER
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Thank you sooooo much!! :-)
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