Leverage: Eliot , Hardison/Parker (Gen)jesseofthenorthSeptember 17 2011, 04:51:14 UTC
Eliot it stuck in a hole and has to rely on Parker and Hardison to get out. Except Parker keeps getting distracted by shiny things and Hardison keeps getting distracted by Parker
Re: Leverage: Eliot , Hardison/Parker (Gen)longsufferinglyDecember 29 2011, 04:02:17 UTC
"No, take your time, it's fine," says Eliot. He's going to die. In a hole. He never thought it would end like this. He figured there would be at least twenty people all trying to take him out, and he'd get half of them before he finally went down.
But, no. Hole.
"Look, we're coming, stop complaining."
"You're not coming, your girlfriend is playing with your iPhone."
"This app tells me how much things are worth! I can scan them. Hardison is worth five dollars."
"That's just my shirt, I'm priceless."
"I'm in a hole," says Eliot. "Remember that? I'm still in a hole, and you're--"
"Did I just call Nate?"
"Parker, honey, maybe you should give me the phone."
"Tell Nate I want to get out of this hole!"
"He's not picking up."
"You're trying to Facetime him, I don't think we want to do Facetime with Nate."
"You could Facetime with me. No, wait, you can't, I'm in a hole."
"All this complaining is not making me want to come get you faster," says Hardison.
Re: Leverage: Eliot , Hardison/Parker (Gen)jesseofthenorthDecember 29 2011, 04:07:54 UTC
This is exactly the reason I left this prompt for you , because I knew you would make me laugh until i snorted my potato chips and coke. Although after all this time you'd think i would know better than to eat while reading anything you wrote! Thank you very much and Happy Almost-New Year!!
Jared/Jensen, mob!Jensen, college boy Jaredcherry916September 17 2011, 04:52:58 UTC
I will get someone to write a mob!Jensen for me *pouts* lol
Jensen is a famous mob boss in L.A and what he usually wants he gets but once he sees Jared playing in the park with his dogs he realizes that killing someone, guns or brass talk isn't the way to court someone. Cue Jensen trying his best to court Jared despite it being foreign and amused Jared!
Re: Jared/Jensen, mob!Jensen, college boy JaredlongsufferinglyDecember 16 2011, 18:43:03 UTC
"Flowers."
Jared looks up, and there's Jensen again. Jensen has been coming in to his store every few days, apparently courting him. Jared isn't actually totally sure. The first few times, it was, well, weird. In fact, Jared only figured out in retrospect that Jensen was hitting on him. The first time Jared had been pretty sure Jensen was trying to sell him "protection," like in a mob movie or something, and the second time he saw Jensen send a guy in to start making trouble. Which would have supported Jared's whole he's trying to sell me protection theory if Jensen hadn't come in and roughed the guy up for free afterward. And then he looked kind of adorably proud, like one of Jared's dogs bringing him a dead squirrel.
Then he started bringing candy and dog treats, and Jared realized he was flirting. Sort of.
And now it's flowers. They still have roots. It looks like Jensen just ripped them out of a planter. Possibly Jared's planter
( ... )
"Are you drunk right now?" Jensen asks. It's early; Danneel could still be drunk from last night. He doesn't remember last night right now, so he assumes they got drunk. He cracks one eyelid, and then closes it again. "You're not even naked
( ... )
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But, no. Hole.
"Look, we're coming, stop complaining."
"You're not coming, your girlfriend is playing with your iPhone."
"This app tells me how much things are worth! I can scan them. Hardison is worth five dollars."
"That's just my shirt, I'm priceless."
"I'm in a hole," says Eliot. "Remember that? I'm still in a hole, and you're--"
"Did I just call Nate?"
"Parker, honey, maybe you should give me the phone."
"Tell Nate I want to get out of this hole!"
"He's not picking up."
"You're trying to Facetime him, I don't think we want to do Facetime with Nate."
"You could Facetime with me. No, wait, you can't, I'm in a hole."
"All this complaining is not making me want to come get you faster," says Hardison.
"What's a robot unicorn?" asks Parker.
Eliot sighs. "Yeah, I'm gonna die in
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Thank you very much and Happy Almost-New Year!!
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Jensen is a famous mob boss in L.A and what he usually wants he gets but once he sees Jared playing in the park with his dogs he realizes that killing someone, guns or brass talk isn't the way to court someone. Cue Jensen trying his best to court Jared despite it being foreign and amused Jared!
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Jared looks up, and there's Jensen again. Jensen has been coming in to his store every few days, apparently courting him. Jared isn't actually totally sure. The first few times, it was, well, weird. In fact, Jared only figured out in retrospect that Jensen was hitting on him. The first time Jared had been pretty sure Jensen was trying to sell him "protection," like in a mob movie or something, and the second time he saw Jensen send a guy in to start making trouble. Which would have supported Jared's whole he's trying to sell me protection theory if Jensen hadn't come in and roughed the guy up for free afterward. And then he looked kind of adorably proud, like one of Jared's dogs bringing him a dead squirrel.
Then he started bringing candy and dog treats, and Jared realized he was flirting. Sort of.
And now it's flowers. They still have roots. It looks like Jensen just ripped them out of a planter. Possibly Jared's planter ( ... )
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Invention of Love... IF IT WERE A CW SERIES.
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Camera pans up river with an island in the middle, a row-boat on the shore. Nothing living is visible. The scene is sepia-tone.
AEH
They say you can't go back again. But what if you could?
FADE TO BLACK.
VOICE OVER
Coming this fall to the CW, a timeless story of love, longing, and Latin.
FADE IN: OXFORD HIGH SCHOOL
JACKSON
Hous! Quit dawdling! You're such a spaz, man, what are you looking at?
HOUS bites his lip and looks away.
HOUS
Nothing. Sorry. Just thinking about the match. Do you think we'll take it?
JACKSON
Bra. Come on. We're going to own this. This is me! What up!
HOUS snorts.
HOUS
What up indeed, Mo, what up indeed.
JACKSON socks HOUS playfully in the shoulder and they both laugh.
VOICE OVER
Alfred Housman planned to go to Oxford High School to get an education. But what he found was so much more.
FREEZE FRAME on HOUS, his face filled with longing. GAY longing.
VOICE OVER
But it wasn't meant to be.
CUT TO HOUS and AEH on the banks of the river.
HOUS
Are you looking for someone?
AEH
( ... )
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